Your Standard Disclaimer: I don't own Megami Kouhosei. If I did I WOULD NOT be writing this.
WARNING: sexual content and swearing (Thought you might want to know)
Sentimental
"Rei?"
"Yeah Erts."
"Why do you love me?"
Zero glances at Erts then quickly back to the imitation sky in the relaxation room. Thinking for a few moments he nods to himself and sits up to face Erts.
"Because your everything I'm not. Your thoughtful, kind, calm, elegant, beautiful, and so many other things I could never be. Your my better half. Besides with Hiead I would always have to be on the bottom. With you I get to be on top."
"Zero!"
"Yes, Erts?" Zero asked innocently, trying not to let his amused smile show.
"Don't say things like that. What if someone heard you. Nobody can find out that were together." After this Erts frowns slightly looking away from Zero and finally sitting up. "You don't really like Hiead that way do you?" He asks quietly.
He hears a snort come from Zero then a his hand suddenly grab him and pull him into Zero's lap. Erts struggles weakly for a moment before giving up and collapsing against Zero.
"Of course I don't like that Bastard that way. I was just teasing Erts. You should know that. You are the telepath after all.
Erts suddenly throws his arms around Zero knocking both of them back to the ground so that Erts is laying on top of Zero and starts to sniffle slightly.
"I love you so much Rei. I'll always love you."
"I hope so." Zero says while slowly inching his hand towards Erts lower back, suddenly wanting to do his all time favorite activity.
Erts breath suddenly hitches and Zero knows he's been caught with his hand in the cookie jar so to speak.
Erts lightly slaps Zero's chest a scrambles up to stare down at Zero with a flushed face.
"Sex Fiend! Is sex all you think about? I wonder sometimes."
"Of course not. I don't think about it all the time, just when I'm with you." Zero gets up himself and starts walking toward the exit. "Besides, I've always thought you didn't think about it enough. I know you enjoy it as much as I do."
Erts just turned redder and starts to follow Zero.
"I suppose were going to my room then?"
Zero puts his right arm around Erts neck and punches his left hand into the air, smiling brightly the entire time.
"No. Don't you know what time it is? It's dinner time an despite the fact that the cafeteria never has anything edible, I still have to beat Hiead there. I can't lose to him. Even if it means being the first in line to eat the poison they call food."
Laughing, Erts leans up to kiss Zero on the cheek.
"I love you, Zero."
"I love you too Erts."
The End
A.N. - ...I am so ashamed of myself. I can't believe this sap was thought up by me and that I allowed it to be typed up. I must have lost my mind. It's the only explanation I have. A flimsy excuse I know but it makes me feel better. Well I hope you liked this anyway. Please read and review.
P.S. - The title doesn't really have anything to do with the story except maybe explain one of the genre's of it. I just couldn't think of anything better.