All was quiet at Jerry's house as Ed and Jerry peeked in at the nest where Lilith laid, sound asleep. Nuzzled with her were two little vamplings. Both girls. One had very pale skin and dark brown hair. Ed remembered Lilith saying something that her name was Pina.
The other one had fair skin, like him and Lilith had put a spring green bow in her hair. Laura. "Can you believe your children are finally born?" asked Jerry in a hushed tone. "You and Lily must be so proud."
Laura yawned, showing them her fang nubs.
Ed moved into his nest and took the two girls into his arms. They weren't normal newborns, they seemed like babies that were already a few months old. "We can put them in the playpen downstairs," said Jerry. He walked into the nest and kissed Lilith on the head. "Let mommy rest."
The father had placed Pina and Laura on the ground in with playpen. After leaving their father's arms, the two girls began to whine and fuss. Ed looked over to Jerry, panic in his eyes. Jerry gave him a look of you need to figure it out. Ed sighed.
He was right. He covered his eyes. "Where's daddy?" cooed Ed. He took his hands off his eyes. "Here I am!"
Pina began to laugh and Laura began to giggle as Ed did it again and again. He even noticed Jerry was chuckling in the kitchen. Pina reached up to her father and he picked her up. Jerry took in a deep breath. "She needs a diaper change."
The smell finally hit Ed. He quickly changed Pina and glanced at the clock. Lunch time for the girls. "This is why I took you hunting before they were born," said Jerry showing Ed a baby bottle filled with blood. "Babies don't always wait until night to get hungry."
One bottle for two kids? He gave Jerry a strange look. "Laura is fanging, if she uses a bottle, her fangs will finish crooked," cooed Jerry, taking Pina in his arms and feeding her. He tore open Ed's shirt and cut him across the chest. Ed understood and grabbed Laura.
She started to suckle right away. After, what was probably half a bottle of blood, Laura and Pina began to fuss. Did they need to be burped like a human baby? Or since they were a vampire, was this something else? Ed figured it was something to do with them being vampires. He made silly faces at them.
Jerry gave him a look of are you serious. "They need to be burped, Edward," said Jerry as he began burping Pina. "Or do humans not know how to do that?"
The father began to burp Laura. After all that, the men set the girls into the playpen. Pina smacked Laura. Sibling rivalery. "No, no, Pina, we don't hit," cooed Ed. Laura wasn't to upset and instead sat there and chewed on a toy. "Is she supposed to chew on her toys?"
"She's fanging, isn't she?" asked Jerry, rubbing some weird goop on his skin. "I have to take Lily to the herb mart, or we face a truly dead vampire. The babies had fed off her blood for nine weeks, she's a bit weak."
With that, Ed was left alone with his new daughters. He looked down at them and Pina reached her hands out. "Mama!"
Laura joined in but it wasn't for Lilith. "Gampa!"
Ed sighed. The two people who just left. "They aren't here, right now," cooed Ed. He watched as the two girls rolled their heads back and screamed.
"Don't cry girls!" smiled Ed. He covered his eyes. "Where's daddy?"
The cries became harder and louder and Ed felt bad. He uncovered his eyes and took his girls in his arms. "Daddy's right here."
Ed slid his glasses onto Pina's face. Laura began to giggle and Pina caught her giggle. "Now you look just like daddy!" he chuckled. He got a thought from Lilith. To give them a snack and bath. Couldn't be that hard now they were in better moods.
He put them in their highchairs and gave them their snack, a bowl each of mashed apples. They looked up at him. He took a spoon and tried to give a spoonful to Laura who moved her head away. He frowned and pretended to eat the spoonful. "It's so yummy nummy!"
Laura put her hand in her mouth and began to chew. Ed took her hand out of her mouth. "We aren't cannibals," he said as Pina dumped the bowl on her head. Their heads rolled back and they let out loud cries, as if he were torturing them.
He took the two crying vamplings upstairs and started to run a bath for them. He took their diapers off and grabbed Pina first. Ed dipped Pina in the warm water when Laura crawled off. He crawled after her. Pina then transformed into a bat.
He grabbed both, Laura and a human Pina and dipped them in the bath. Where they cried and splashed Ed.
He grabbed a handful of bubbles and began to blow the bubbles. "Look they fly, just like vampire bats!" their father said happily. They stopped crying and watched daddy blow the bubbles from their bath into the air. A big bubble headed straight for Laura. "Catch it!" urged Ed.
She lifted her hand and it popped on her little claws. They began to cry, again. He unplugged the tub and dried them off and got them dressed for nap time. "Even little vampires need naps," he cooed and set them in the nest. Pina was trying to transform and Laura went to chewing on Ed's shoes.
"Pina! This is a nest, not a training ground. Laura! Those are my shoes, we don't chew on daddy's shoes!"
He laid them down and they fell asleep. He tucked them in and kissed their heads. "Daddy's little girls," he whispered. He went to leave the nest and discovered they were gone! He heard chewing noises in the corner and found little Laura chewing on his shoes again.
He put her back in her area of the nest, with his shoe. "You be a good little girl for your daddy waddy."
He turned around and saw a little wolf cub who was giggle. Ed picked up Pina and cradled her. She transformed back to herself and fell asleep in his arms. He slid her into her and Laura's area of the nest and tucked her in next to her sister. Ed walked downstairs just as Jerry and Lilith were walking in.
"Hi hone-" said Ed as Lilith ran by him to check on her children.
She peeked into the nest and saw Pina reach up in her sleep. "Dada?"