One day I just randomly wanted to write a David Desrosiers story. And I thought I should write a parody of the convenient store fiasco seeing as it's my favourite video of Simple Plan!!

Enjoy

It's a normal day for David, joking and messing around with his friends, Pierre, Chuck, Seb, and Jeff. They didn't have another gig for the rest of the week because they had the last one the night before.

"Today we are going to take over a convenient store!" says his manager.

"Cool," David shouts.

"We're going at 5 o'clock." He continues. "And you can do anything you want!" For the rest of the day David and the guys talk about what they are going to do in the convenient store.

At 4:45, the guys were very excited. They drove down to the store. They ran in with a camera man because it was for their DVD. Jeff and Chuck decide to run around with their trousers and pants down.

David spots something yellowy in one of the isles, "Ooohh, what's over there?"

He asks, with no-one hearing. He walks over there with the camera man following him. He reaches out and grabs one of the yellowy things,

"It's double banana, it means it's got two banana's in it!!"

Then someone shouts out, "Like your ass!!" David puts on one of his sad faces and then says, "I'm gonna steal this!!"

He sticks the double banana in his pocket and walks away. A couple of minutes later David feels something rumbling in his pocket.

"What the hell is going on?" He asks himself. Then he takes the packet out of his pocket and it opens by itself and he throws it on the floor.

The camera man is still with him. Everyone is staring at the packet and at David, saying,

"Stay away David, get away from it!"

Then the two bananas crawl out, along with all the others in the other packets! They all crawl out and march towards the guys. They all run out of the store, shutting the doors and hysterically locking them. Then Jeff magically pulls out a grenade and shouts,

"EVERYONE RUUUUN!!!"

He throws it at the store and at the bananas. The store blows up and the guys huddle together with the camera man still filming. Banana bits go everywhere, the guys stand up covered in bananas.

"I'm never going to go near another banana in my life," David says,

"Me too" repeat the guys. And from then on David, Pierre, Seb, Chuck and Jeff never went near another banana again!!