Thanks to stalker dot net for giving me this idea…. (IT IS A REAL SITE!!!!!!!!!!!) ((GO LOOK IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!)
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT
Mike Newton: Stalker
MPOV
Bella wants me.
I know she does.
She's just going out with Cullen for me to get jealous.
Sure, every girl in the school wants him. But she's different.
So, I didn't really know her email address, so I decided to go to stalker dot com
It didn't work… So I tried … stalker dot net
I found her, and got her email address:
And I emailed her:
To:
From: iwantubabe
Hey babe,
Want to go out for a ride???
Sincerely,
The guy you want jealous
I think she'll realize that it's me…
We were meant for each other.
Soul mates.
Love at first sight, only stronger….
I love Isabella Marie Swan, and I know she loves me too.
BPOV
I logged on to my email, to answer Renee's letters (there were usually 3 a day…)
And I saw an email from some random person… iwantubabe… at hotmail…
I wondered if this was Emmett's idea of a joke…
But no, he wouldn't want to offend Rosalie…
I quickly scanned the email.
I quickly realized this was a stalker….
But who would stalk me????
I'd get it if someone stalked Edward, but me????
I replied:
To: iwantubabe
From:
Hello Stalker,
I'd like you to know that my boyfriend can and will kill you if I receive another email.
Much love,
Bella
Edward was going to be here soon, and I didn't want him to see this.
So I turned off the computer, and went to take a quick shower before he came.
I know he doesn't like it when I take a "human moment" because he loves to have me in his arms... or so he says...
When I got out from the shower, Edward was sitting on my bed.
Thank god he can't read my mind....
SOOOOO.... Did you like it??? Review and tell me!!!! (If less than 2 people review, I won't write more...) And the stalker dot net was an incident, where we wanted to find pictures of our evil gymnastics coach... We were bored... WE ARE NOT STALKERS!!!! I just thought it would be funny if the site existed...