ItachixKisame

It was a Sunday – the day where Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, and Tobi take a day off from working in the Akatsuki. They all stayed in a small apartment that was hidden from the villages. Itachi and Kisame were sitting on the couch and flipping through channels. Deidara was holding a long shopping list while Tobi innocently skipped around with a sandwich in his hand.

"Alright Itachi." Deidara said. "Tobi and I are going to the food market. We're running short on milk, bread, grenades, bombs, gunpowder, poison, toxic fumes, uh, and Tylenol."

"Tylenol?" Kisame questioned,

"Yeah, Tobi keeps on begging me to get that for him. He says that if he dumps a whole bottle of Tylenol in Zetsu's garden, a killer whale will grow out of one of the flowers and throw deadly grape-flavored lollipops at the villagers.

"….." The room suddenly went silent.

"Teehee…" was Tobi's only reply.

"…Tobi, let's go." Deidara sighed and walked out the door. "We'll be back!" Deidara waved.

"Yaaay a car ride!" Tobi cheered.

"Wtf is a car?!"

"Something you won't ever know about… Deidara." Tobi snickered.

"..Whatever."

And in just seconds, Tobi ran out along with Deidara, slamming the door behind them.

Itachi and Kisame sat quietly for a couple of seconds. It wasn't long until Itachi turned his head to find Kisame looking back at him.

"…Let's do it." Itachi said.

"…It..?" Kisame asked.

"Yeah… It."

"Ripping?"

"Yes."

"Popping… Up and down and all around?"

"Yes."

"Shove shove method?"

"Yes."

"MOANING?!"

"YES!!!"

"Whooooo Itachi let's get it onnnn!!!"

"YEEEAAHHHH!!!"

Kisame slowly put his hand up Itachi's bag. Itachi moaned.

"Take it like a man Itachi!" Kisame shouted.

"Nngh.." Itachi hesitated. Kisame ripped the bag open, causing Itachi to scream and have tears roll down his eyes.

"Hehehe… This one is mine…" Kisame snickered.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!"

Itachi couln't help but to give in and let Kisame pour melted butter all over his bag.

"Kisame… Please stop…"

Kisame grinned. "Hehehe… Teeeennderr."

It was out of nowhere that Tobi and Deidara barged into the room.

"Yo guys, we're back an-" Deidara trailed off. "…What in Naruto's name are you two doing?!"

Both Itachi and Kisame awkwardly turned around.

Deidara sighed. "Oh… That. Do the two of you always have to be so dramatic when eating popcorn? I mean… Seriously…"

"Whooooo! Movie night!" Tobi Shouted.

The End.