Mysterious Moose
Don't expect me to write another chapter of this crap
Striding across the across the fields were creatures jumping stealthy across the grasslands, metallic and spider-like in nature and quite silent in their job was aware of another figure not far. A strange young boy with glass follicles and a very large head that cursed to himself of his painful position as he studied these metallic hunters very carefully. Listening and watching he could hear the faint sound of their footsteps compressing the dry ground bellow them, but there stood one of the figures sticking its head high up above the grass to scout the entire lands from its position, that is until one of them spontaneously exploded... As this was not just normal machinery, it was Irken machinery commanded by a stunningly evil character known as Zim, but it was built from trash and scrap metal, and would likely be thrown away immediately by any intelligent Irken, but then again Zim wasn't an intelligent Irken anyway.
Zim stood up tall and evil-like and just yelled at the strange boy, with insane words, words that just told the strange boy was insane because he was insane.
"DIBSTINK! I have created these robots to kill field mice, stop getting in my way! I assure you I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
The insane boy did what any insane boy would do, delude himself from his insanity and try to prove himself to be an orange.
"What makes you think I want to be destroyed?"
Zim being the stupid, loved to fool around with the child and prove how genius he is by saying he is a genius repetitively, but was followed by the word of his cheaply forged malfunctioning drone.
"SILENCE! I AM A GENIUS!"
"bUNnY BuNNy fOe FoE, pICkiNg uP fEiLd mIcE aNd bOpPinG tHeM oN ThE hEAd!"
"Gir! Stop singing! You're scaring the mice away!"
"AwwwWw, bUt I wAnTs ThEm tO SqUeEk!!"
Unknowingly Gir's singing and the rapid killing of field mice had alarmed a mass of their rodent brethren from the center of the Earth to feed on their living flesh!
"AHHHHHHH! WHAT IS THIS!?"
"yAy!!!"
But something else was going on, something even more sinister than mutant flesh eating rodents. It was an evil overlord staring from its world to theirs, who was this evil overlord!? Was it Poopdawg, was it the vampire in the school board, or was it that ghost haunting the spoon, some say it is a mystery to be saved for this... Mysterious mysteries.