Sanic And Tails: The Last Fap
Sanic was sleeping in the morning in his house and the FBI arrives.
They have broken the door and goes to Sanic room's saying:
-Sanic, open the fucking door, we know you are here, you fucking pedophile.
Sanic answered:
-I don't remember anything wrong, what did I do?
Then, the FBI grabbed Sanic by the arm roughly and took him to the van.
They had gone to the prison and throw Sanic in the jail with some black guys.
Sanic yelled:
-WTF! WHY AM I HERE? I ONLY FUCKED SOME LOLIS, COMMON I'M A FUCKING HEDGEHOG, I'M NOT A HUMAN, HOW CAN I GO TO A HUMAN PRISON? FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK.
The black guys heard it and punched Sanic in the face until it bleeds. They hate pedophiles.
In Sanic house
Tails was incredibly shocked by the situation and decided to help Sanic in the most awkward way possible.
-It's time to remember the cross-gender skills that I learned watching some porn and seduces some cops to get Sanic out of jail.
Tails had a genius thought to take Sanic off the jail.
He simply dressed like a girl, putting a tight dress.
-Ohh my god, I'm looking so much gay, fuck off Sanic, look at what you make me do. Fuuuuuckkk!
Tails went to the prison and talked to some cops:
-Hey little boy, I know you jailed some blue guy so I'm thinking of making you happy if you open the jail for, just for a second.
The cop answered:
-You look so sexy in these clothes, you promise me that you'll make me very happy after this?
Tails very embarrassed said:
-Of course. Sweet girls don't lie.
Then Tails and the cop went to Sanic jail and opened it.
Sanic with an amazed expression said:
Wtf you are doing here Tails? And you're dressed like a girl.
Tails didn't know what to say and pulled Sanic off the jail.
The cop was very shocked by this and didn't do anything while Sanic and Tails escaped from the prison.
They come to their home and lived a very fapper life.