Minty walked into her room, plopping her bag onto the floor and sighing.

"Ah. Finally home and away from- BEASTEAL!?!"

Minty screamed the last part in shock to see that, yes, Beasteal was sitting at her desk, writing something.

"Oh. Hey Minty, you're finally home!" Beasteal turned to face her, grinning like a retard as usual.

"Beasteal, get out of my house!"

"I'll do what I want, Sunshine!"

"I'm Minty, you idiot! Now get out!"

"No!" Beasteal crossed her arms and didn't move.

"God, if you weren't so fat I'd push you out! And how the hell did you make it home before I did? We go to the same school!!!"

"Calm down, Rainbow, I just borrowed Minty's scooter!"

"For the last time, I AM MINTY!! And stop borrowing my scooter, stop being a retard, and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

"Look, Strawberry Fields-"

"MINTY!!!"

"Whatever. I'm in the middle of something, "Minty"" Beasteal used quotation marks, "So go away!"

"This is my house! Don't you have, like, 7 other mansions? And you're old house which you're mum still lives in is JUST NEXT DOOR!!!"

"I don't know why I don't go next door. I just feel like working on my fanfics here, so I will!"

"Fanfics!?! Oh no no no no, NO. If you think MSFRS is gonna sell your fanfics, you can just forget it!"

"Look, I know you're jealous because my doujin did better than yours but-"

"It did not do better than ours, you idiot! We made $120 out of our art. You made $2. And that was someone pitying the art work, and leaving $2 just so you wouldn't feel bad. CHRIST!!!"

Minty was breathing heavily, complete and utter rage in her eyes. Beasteal just gave her her "nice-try-Sunshine" face.

"Nice try, Sunshine, but I know that's a lie!"

A blood vessel popped on the side of Minty's ear.

"THAT DOES IT!!!"

Minty threw open the door, bent down to the chair Beasteal was sitting on, and found the switch labelled, "Just in case Beasteal sits on Minty's chair and refuses to get out" switch. She flicked it, and the chair sent Beasteal flying out the door using the projectile seat. Beasteal rolled down the stairs, out the front door, over the pavement, over the road, over the pavement again, and to the door of some poor unsuspecting neighbour that lived across the street from Minty.

Minty sprinted down the stairs, slammed the front door, triple locked it, and bolted up the stairs and into her room and locked that too.

"Good riddance!" Minty muttered as she walked over to her desk to see what Beasteal had been writing.

It read-

Hi. My name is Beasteal. My best friends are Minty, Strawberry Fields, Sunshine, and Rainbow. Everybody loves me. Even I love me. I am so wonderful that I even have a show called "Beasteal's National Taste for Variety", a variety hour on both the radio and TV! How awesome is that? No, don't tell me, I know it's awesome. Just like me. I am so awesome. I- Hey, Minty's home!

Minty rolled her eyes at the bit of paper and chucked it into her nearby incinerator.