Disclaimer:: I do not own Naruto. I do however, own Kairi.
I hope you like this. I don't know when I thought up of it, but I told my little sister and she laughed.
Not like she reads my stories anyhow.
-Sniffles-
And yes, yes, I know that Tobi would probably kill Kairi.
But, this is taking place when he was still playing stupid.
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Kairi was lying back on the sofa's arm, her feet up on the soft cushions, and was rubbing her temples, her eyes screwed shut. She groaned lightly.
Currently, the cause of her headache was running around the living room.
"Tobi is a good boy!"
Kairi's eye twitched as she grined her teeth, her fist tightening into a ball. This had been going on all day, non-stop, for six hours. As there was nothing to do in the small base, she lied out on the only couch, and slept peacefully.
Until he came.
And what's even worse, all of the other members left her, with him, alone. They didn't care about her well being, they just wanted to leave.
And everyone knows, the last person in the room is the one Tobi sticks around with all day.
"Tobi is a good boy!" A gust of wind hit her as the said man ran around the couch once again.
He was older then her by about four years, though he acted like a five year old. A very annoying, five year old.
"Tobi is a good boy!"
Kairi took a deep breath, trying to calm herself. 'Yes, I know you're a good boy. One more time, and I swear I'll take that mask, and shove it down. your. throat!'
"Tobi is a good boy!"
Kairi's eye twiched once more.
"Tobi is a- gacck! Acck! S-Sempai!"