Disclamer: I don't own Harry Potter or this limp bizket song thus I make no money.
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It was morning in the great hall when Hermione walked in and she just so happened to run into an angry Draco malfoy. " Hey watch where your going." Hermione snapped When draco said something unexpected.
Draco: Ladies and gentlement! Introducing theDraco malfoy! and a insignifigant mudblood.
Hermione: Bring it on!
Draco: Get the fuck up!
Hermione: Yeah!Listen up, listen up! Here we go It's a fucked world We're in a fucked up place
Draco: Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Hermione: Fucked up dreams
Draco: Fucked up life
Hermione:A fucked up kid With a fucked up wand. * She yelled pointing at Draco.*
Draco: Fucked up moms And fucked dads. * Professer MCGonalgll walks in.*It's a fucked up a bitch
With a fucked up badge.
Hermione:Fucked up job With fucked up pay And Voldermort is a fucked up gay.
Draco: Fucked up owls
Hermione: And fucked up lies Well, Potters in the back With the fact of the fires and help all the Slytherins are fucked up lairs.
Slytherins: Hey
Draco: Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Hermione:Fuck's just a word And it's all fucked up Like a fucked up punk With a fucked up mouth. * Shoves draco.*
Draco:A nine ninch nail I'll get knocked the fuck out Fucked up babes Who have fucked up sex Fake ass titties on your fucked up chest. *Draco yelled shoving her back.*
Hermione: We're all fucked up
Draco: So whatch a wanna do?
Hermione:We fucked up me and a fucked up you.
Draco:You wanna fuck me like an hippogriff you'd like to burn me on the inside you like to think that I'm a perfect spell just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me.ain't life a bitch a fucked up bitch a fucked up soul with a fucked up snich.
Hermion: A fucked up head Is a fucked up shame Swinging on your nuts is a fucked up game Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind it's real fucked up Like a fucked up crime If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's fourty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme.
Draco: It's on
Hermione: Hooo Haaa Haaaw! Listen up baby You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down I.. don't.. think.. so I don't want some You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self This.. my.. star.. fish My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk This.. my.. star.. fish my.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk.
When they finished the whole school had gathered around the great hall to listen in. Draco and Hermione both blushed and ran in oppisit directions. Everybody in the room was staring in aww even proffeser Snape looked surprized.
Now even if it was bad PLZ reveiw.
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It was morning in the great hall when Hermione walked in and she just so happened to run into an angry Draco malfoy. " Hey watch where your going." Hermione snapped When draco said something unexpected.
Draco: Ladies and gentlement! Introducing theDraco malfoy! and a insignifigant mudblood.
Hermione: Bring it on!
Draco: Get the fuck up!
Hermione: Yeah!Listen up, listen up! Here we go It's a fucked world We're in a fucked up place
Draco: Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Hermione: Fucked up dreams
Draco: Fucked up life
Hermione:A fucked up kid With a fucked up wand. * She yelled pointing at Draco.*
Draco: Fucked up moms And fucked dads. * Professer MCGonalgll walks in.*It's a fucked up a bitch
With a fucked up badge.
Hermione:Fucked up job With fucked up pay And Voldermort is a fucked up gay.
Draco: Fucked up owls
Hermione: And fucked up lies Well, Potters in the back With the fact of the fires and help all the Slytherins are fucked up lairs.
Slytherins: Hey
Draco: Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Hermione:Fuck's just a word And it's all fucked up Like a fucked up punk With a fucked up mouth. * Shoves draco.*
Draco:A nine ninch nail I'll get knocked the fuck out Fucked up babes Who have fucked up sex Fake ass titties on your fucked up chest. *Draco yelled shoving her back.*
Hermione: We're all fucked up
Draco: So whatch a wanna do?
Hermione:We fucked up me and a fucked up you.
Draco:You wanna fuck me like an hippogriff you'd like to burn me on the inside you like to think that I'm a perfect spell just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me.ain't life a bitch a fucked up bitch a fucked up soul with a fucked up snich.
Hermion: A fucked up head Is a fucked up shame Swinging on your nuts is a fucked up game Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind it's real fucked up Like a fucked up crime If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's fourty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme.
Draco: It's on
Hermione: Hooo Haaa Haaaw! Listen up baby You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down I.. don't.. think.. so I don't want some You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self This.. my.. star.. fish My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk This.. my.. star.. fish my.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk.
When they finished the whole school had gathered around the great hall to listen in. Draco and Hermione both blushed and ran in oppisit directions. Everybody in the room was staring in aww even proffeser Snape looked surprized.
Now even if it was bad PLZ reveiw.