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10 things Harry Potter simply MUST do before he dies at the hands Of Lord V…
1. Get laid, I mean wouldn't it be a shame to the Potter name if he died a virgin?
2. Have a guy on guy experience, preferably with two or more death eaters. Quick, someone floo Snape and the Malfoy men, see if their available in mid to late July!
3. Get laid. Take note of that one, its very important!
4. Get all Os on his NEWTs. If he does die he shouldn't be remembered as the Boy-Who-Lived-To-Be-A-Lazy-And-Not-To-Mention-Stupid-Sod.
5. GET LAID ALREADY! I mean, Jesus, do I need to set up a dating service?
6. Turn Malfoy Junior into a ferret on his own, maybe make Parkinson into a skunk and then skin her to make a pretty fur lining for a new cloak.
7. Buy a new cloak and have Madam Malkin line it with that pretty new skunk fur that he has.
8. Have we mentioned to go to a whorehouse so that he can get laid?
9. Sleep with a set of twins or triplets, preferably with extracurricular activities.
10. Get pissed and go at it in a public bathroom.