"Run you idiot! Run!"
Hello there. You may be asking what I'm running from… well, mammoths and giants. I was out hunting on the plains of Whiterun when I saw a mammoth and thought, "Yes! Mammoth snout for dinner tonight!" But what I didn't see was a giant herding along a few other mammoths. See, giants use mammoths like cows; they even make mammoth cheese. Without knowing about the giant, I loaded my bow and shot. The mammoth reared its head and let out a cry, alerting the giant and its mammoth friends. They then proceeded to find me and chase me. I changed my course and started to run toward the western watchtower. I ran towards the road and saw a wood elf. Without even thinking, I ran toward the wood elf and lifted him of the ground and over my shoulder, and continued to run. As I neared the watchtower the guards saw me coming and took out there bows to fire at the giants. The giants, seeing more humans, decided it wasn't worth it and turned around and went away. I then proceeded to let down the wood elf and apologize. "I am sorry, my friend." He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said, "As you should be, you stupid drunk nord." I looked at him with so much malice in my eyes and said, "My name, you pansy-ass forest-dwelling coward, is Divnius, Bear of the North." The wood elf looked at me with the same eyes and said, "And my name, you drunkard, is Samchi Eagle Eyes, and you better leave before this gets ugly."
When he said that, I felt my entire existence fill with anger and unbridled fury.
"You will regret saying those words, you coward!" I launched myself at him, tackled him to the ground, and started wildly punching him. The guards had to pull us apart and hold me back. The wood elf says, "I don't have to take this bullshit," and then walks away. "Let me go, my kinsmen, I am calmed down." They slowly let me go, and I walk in the general direction of Whiterun.
That's all folks, and let me tell you I am an amateur writer and would like all of your suggestions for this story and I know this isn't very long but I will get better. –Sword
Hello, everybody! This is Dagger, Sword's awesome beta-like partner! I'm the punctuation and the grammar of the pair, and Sword's the creativity. I tend to lean toward manga and anime, whereas Sword is more…video-game-ish. Feel free to review and tell Sword what you think, or if you think I made a mistake in the grammar or punctuation. I'd be much obliged, and thank you for reading! -Dagger J