(Disclaimer: The Zelda chars are not mine, they belong to Nintendo, Jinx
doesn't belong to me either, he belongs to The Wind Sage, Shroom belongs to
namelesselfboy (me),so please ask me before you use him.)
Chapter One
Link's weary eyes opened
Link: Damn.
He rubbed his eyes and yawned, he had the same dream he had ever since he defeated Ganondorf then Ganon, it was the battle between them, until they grew up, they were good friends, then somewhere it went wrong
Link: What did I ever do to that crazy bastard?
A familiar voice rang from the bottom of the stairs
Jinx: Come on, Link. It's 12:30, we have to go get Shroom from his house and Zelda from the castle and head to the lake to go boating.
Link: Alright. I'm getting dressed now.
Jinx: Better hurry, cause we gotta be there by 1:30 or the King will never let Zelda out.
Link thought for a moment 'Yeah the King was the kind that would not let Zelda go out if they're late, Shroom ran away from the castle, giving up his rights as heir to the throne because of the King' but Link always found his thoughts drifting back to his former best-friend who was locked in the Sacred Realm
Link: Is Shroom bringin his woman Malon?
Jinx: I don't know ask him when we get to the ranch.
Link thought to himself 'Great, he's bringin his fiancé so we're not gonna do anything fun.'
Link: Ok
He walked down stairs, fully dressed in his Goron Tunic, his boot, and red hat, he looked at Jinx and shook his head, his twin brother looked exactly like him, except wearing the Zora Tunic
Jinx: I'm drivin, let's go.
They walked out side and got into a hippie van, they started it and took off to the castle in a hurry, there they picked up Zelda and some guy, much to Link's dismay
Zelda: This is my boyfriend Mido.
When Link heard the name, he looked out the window and didn't speak the rest of the ride to the ranch Zelda: I can't wait to see Shroom, I haven't seen him in a long time.
Link: (Muttering) Yeah, cause you chased him off you stupid bitch.
Zelda looked at him smiling
Zelda: What Link?
Link: Nothing.
Jinx snickered under his breath as they pulled up the path to the ranch, standing by the barn, wearing a baggy pair of pants, a pair of black shoes, a white button up shirt, eyebrow pierced, along with the ears, long red hair hidden underneath a dark blue hat with spikes coming out of the front, a cigarette hanging from his mouth, the van stoped and Zelda got out and ran and hugged her brother as the others, except Mido got out of the van
Zelda: I've missed ya bro.
Shroom: Doesn't everyone miss me?
Shroom was smiling, 'Great, still the cocky asshole.' Link thought to himself. Zelda plucked the cigarette from her bother's mouth, looked at it and shook her head, then replaced it
Zelda: Still smoking I see.
Shroom: No, I actually quit for awhile, but I started up again.
Link: I hate to interupt this reunion, but we gotta time frame here.
Jinx looked at Link, this was a first, Link not wanting to take his time, that guy Mido was bugging him
Shroom: Alright, let me tell Malon I'm leaving.
Zelda: You're not bringing Malon?
Shroom: Nah, me and the chick called off the wedding, I just work here now.
Link was suprised, everything was different, Zelda gets a fuck-buddy, Shroom loses one, Jinx. no one cares about him, and Link still has no sex- life, there always was Ruto
Shroom: Ok, let's go.
Zelda: Shotgun!
Link: No, that's where I sit.
Shroom: I'm takin shotgun.
They all look at Shroom
Jinx: You smoke, bad enough it's gonna be in my van,but I'm not gonna left it go through my van, you sit in the very back.
Link: So who gets shotgun?
Jinx: How about my brother gets shotgun?
Link: Eat that Zelda.
So they were off, four teens and a Kokori going to the lake to go boating, along the way they listen to the stereo and "Drive" by Incubus is playing
Link: (To himself) Great, another song that reminds me of Ganondorf. Oh well, boating'll help me get my mind off him.
They rented a boat and started boating, then they busted out the wakeboard and Link was riding it, when he saw the island.the one above the water temple, he and Ganondorf always hung out there, this was before Ganondorf dissapeared and came back and took over Hyrule
Jinx: Link, having fun back there?
Link had dazed off, when he snapped back to reality, he saw a giant log in his path
Link: Whoa!
He jumped, but it was too late, he hit the log with such force that he flipped in the air, but his wakeboard stayed in the water, he let go of the rope and went flying over the weird proffesors house, he landed by the scare crow by the fishing lodge, out cold
Zelda: Wait! Link's gone! Jinx: What? Ah shit.
They started cruising around the lake looking for him, they reached the scare crow, Link's hat was there, so was an imprint of Link's body, but Link was nowhere to be found
Shroom: Where's that asshole at?
Jinx kneeled by the body imprint
Jinx: This ground is almost as hard as rock, if Link had enough momentum going to make this imprint, he had enough momentum to knock himself cold.I don't think this is another one of his jokes.
Shroom & Zelda: Then where could he be?
At that moment, Link was draped across a horse, heading across the Desert Colossus, still out cold
Mido: Who cares? He killed the Deku Tree. Let's get back to boating.
All three look at him, Zelda walks up to him and smacks him, Jinx runs and tackles him and punches him straight in the nose
All Three: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
They return the boat and get in the van and start heading back
Jinx: We'll drop Zelda off at the Castle. Then I gotta grab my sword, you'll grab a weapon. And we'll set off looking for Link. You do have a weapon right?
Shroom: (Kinda muffled with a cigarette in his mouth) I gotta stick with two rocks tied to the end.
Jinx looks at him weird as they stop at the castle gates, they both say bye to Zelda and she gets out and heads to the castle
Jinx: You need a sword. Not a stick with rocks.
Shroom: I do have a sword, just.
Jinx: What?
Shroom: Well, once I went and saw the Great Deku Tree Sprout, he explained to me that one night, there was a meteor shower, but in the shower, a very powerful sword was slammed into the top branch of the dead Great Deku Tree. According to the the Sprout, the sword took all the remaining energy out of the Deku Tree and became even more powerful.
Jinx: That sounds good.
Shroom: He sent up Saria to see what this sword looked like. Saria told him, it looked like the Biggoron Sword, except it had a symbol on it.
Jinx: What was the symbol?
Shroom swallowed and took a deep breath
Shroom: The symbol was the eye of Valvagia. And only one person was branded with that symbol. And only that person can retrieve the sword.
Jinx: Who?
Shroom lefts up his sleeve revealing an eye that is blood red, the pupil is black, but it is in the shape of a 'V'
Jinx: You.
Shroom: Only I can receive the Christ Sword.
Jinx looks at him
Jinx: So why don't you climb the tree and get the sword?
Shroom: I'm afraid of heights. If I climb that, I'll piss my pants.
Jinx backs out, turns around, and speeds to the ranch, he stops at the ranch
Jinx: Get a horse, and meet me at the Great Deku Tree.
Shroom shakes his head and gets out, he lights another cigarette
Shroom: It's a bad idea man. But ok, I'll be there.
Jinx leaves while Shroom goes in and him and Malon yell at each other, soon Shroom walks out wearing battle clothes, he jumps on his horse King and takes off towards Kokori Forest
Chapter One
Link's weary eyes opened
Link: Damn.
He rubbed his eyes and yawned, he had the same dream he had ever since he defeated Ganondorf then Ganon, it was the battle between them, until they grew up, they were good friends, then somewhere it went wrong
Link: What did I ever do to that crazy bastard?
A familiar voice rang from the bottom of the stairs
Jinx: Come on, Link. It's 12:30, we have to go get Shroom from his house and Zelda from the castle and head to the lake to go boating.
Link: Alright. I'm getting dressed now.
Jinx: Better hurry, cause we gotta be there by 1:30 or the King will never let Zelda out.
Link thought for a moment 'Yeah the King was the kind that would not let Zelda go out if they're late, Shroom ran away from the castle, giving up his rights as heir to the throne because of the King' but Link always found his thoughts drifting back to his former best-friend who was locked in the Sacred Realm
Link: Is Shroom bringin his woman Malon?
Jinx: I don't know ask him when we get to the ranch.
Link thought to himself 'Great, he's bringin his fiancé so we're not gonna do anything fun.'
Link: Ok
He walked down stairs, fully dressed in his Goron Tunic, his boot, and red hat, he looked at Jinx and shook his head, his twin brother looked exactly like him, except wearing the Zora Tunic
Jinx: I'm drivin, let's go.
They walked out side and got into a hippie van, they started it and took off to the castle in a hurry, there they picked up Zelda and some guy, much to Link's dismay
Zelda: This is my boyfriend Mido.
When Link heard the name, he looked out the window and didn't speak the rest of the ride to the ranch Zelda: I can't wait to see Shroom, I haven't seen him in a long time.
Link: (Muttering) Yeah, cause you chased him off you stupid bitch.
Zelda looked at him smiling
Zelda: What Link?
Link: Nothing.
Jinx snickered under his breath as they pulled up the path to the ranch, standing by the barn, wearing a baggy pair of pants, a pair of black shoes, a white button up shirt, eyebrow pierced, along with the ears, long red hair hidden underneath a dark blue hat with spikes coming out of the front, a cigarette hanging from his mouth, the van stoped and Zelda got out and ran and hugged her brother as the others, except Mido got out of the van
Zelda: I've missed ya bro.
Shroom: Doesn't everyone miss me?
Shroom was smiling, 'Great, still the cocky asshole.' Link thought to himself. Zelda plucked the cigarette from her bother's mouth, looked at it and shook her head, then replaced it
Zelda: Still smoking I see.
Shroom: No, I actually quit for awhile, but I started up again.
Link: I hate to interupt this reunion, but we gotta time frame here.
Jinx looked at Link, this was a first, Link not wanting to take his time, that guy Mido was bugging him
Shroom: Alright, let me tell Malon I'm leaving.
Zelda: You're not bringing Malon?
Shroom: Nah, me and the chick called off the wedding, I just work here now.
Link was suprised, everything was different, Zelda gets a fuck-buddy, Shroom loses one, Jinx. no one cares about him, and Link still has no sex- life, there always was Ruto
Shroom: Ok, let's go.
Zelda: Shotgun!
Link: No, that's where I sit.
Shroom: I'm takin shotgun.
They all look at Shroom
Jinx: You smoke, bad enough it's gonna be in my van,but I'm not gonna left it go through my van, you sit in the very back.
Link: So who gets shotgun?
Jinx: How about my brother gets shotgun?
Link: Eat that Zelda.
So they were off, four teens and a Kokori going to the lake to go boating, along the way they listen to the stereo and "Drive" by Incubus is playing
Link: (To himself) Great, another song that reminds me of Ganondorf. Oh well, boating'll help me get my mind off him.
They rented a boat and started boating, then they busted out the wakeboard and Link was riding it, when he saw the island.the one above the water temple, he and Ganondorf always hung out there, this was before Ganondorf dissapeared and came back and took over Hyrule
Jinx: Link, having fun back there?
Link had dazed off, when he snapped back to reality, he saw a giant log in his path
Link: Whoa!
He jumped, but it was too late, he hit the log with such force that he flipped in the air, but his wakeboard stayed in the water, he let go of the rope and went flying over the weird proffesors house, he landed by the scare crow by the fishing lodge, out cold
Zelda: Wait! Link's gone! Jinx: What? Ah shit.
They started cruising around the lake looking for him, they reached the scare crow, Link's hat was there, so was an imprint of Link's body, but Link was nowhere to be found
Shroom: Where's that asshole at?
Jinx kneeled by the body imprint
Jinx: This ground is almost as hard as rock, if Link had enough momentum going to make this imprint, he had enough momentum to knock himself cold.I don't think this is another one of his jokes.
Shroom & Zelda: Then where could he be?
At that moment, Link was draped across a horse, heading across the Desert Colossus, still out cold
Mido: Who cares? He killed the Deku Tree. Let's get back to boating.
All three look at him, Zelda walks up to him and smacks him, Jinx runs and tackles him and punches him straight in the nose
All Three: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
They return the boat and get in the van and start heading back
Jinx: We'll drop Zelda off at the Castle. Then I gotta grab my sword, you'll grab a weapon. And we'll set off looking for Link. You do have a weapon right?
Shroom: (Kinda muffled with a cigarette in his mouth) I gotta stick with two rocks tied to the end.
Jinx looks at him weird as they stop at the castle gates, they both say bye to Zelda and she gets out and heads to the castle
Jinx: You need a sword. Not a stick with rocks.
Shroom: I do have a sword, just.
Jinx: What?
Shroom: Well, once I went and saw the Great Deku Tree Sprout, he explained to me that one night, there was a meteor shower, but in the shower, a very powerful sword was slammed into the top branch of the dead Great Deku Tree. According to the the Sprout, the sword took all the remaining energy out of the Deku Tree and became even more powerful.
Jinx: That sounds good.
Shroom: He sent up Saria to see what this sword looked like. Saria told him, it looked like the Biggoron Sword, except it had a symbol on it.
Jinx: What was the symbol?
Shroom swallowed and took a deep breath
Shroom: The symbol was the eye of Valvagia. And only one person was branded with that symbol. And only that person can retrieve the sword.
Jinx: Who?
Shroom lefts up his sleeve revealing an eye that is blood red, the pupil is black, but it is in the shape of a 'V'
Jinx: You.
Shroom: Only I can receive the Christ Sword.
Jinx looks at him
Jinx: So why don't you climb the tree and get the sword?
Shroom: I'm afraid of heights. If I climb that, I'll piss my pants.
Jinx backs out, turns around, and speeds to the ranch, he stops at the ranch
Jinx: Get a horse, and meet me at the Great Deku Tree.
Shroom shakes his head and gets out, he lights another cigarette
Shroom: It's a bad idea man. But ok, I'll be there.
Jinx leaves while Shroom goes in and him and Malon yell at each other, soon Shroom walks out wearing battle clothes, he jumps on his horse King and takes off towards Kokori Forest