Everything Wrong with Ron

Hey everyone

This is a oneshot about everything wrong with Ron. I hate the shippers RW/HG, RW/HP (especially), RW/PP, RW/LB, etc. There is going to be some serious Ron-bashing in this so be prepared.

I dedicate this chappie to all the authors who write Ron- bashing stories, and DM/HG shippers.

Hermione was sitting on Ron's lap enjoying breakfast, with Harry and Ginny. Ron had asked her out a week ago, and so far everything was going to plan. They have been in fewer fights, Ron had been getting his homework done, and it also took Ron's mind from the fact that Harry and Ginny were going out.

'What do we have Mione?' asked Ron, with a mouth full of toast.

'A free period and then Potions' she replied 'and lucky too,' she added 'our 6 foot parchment on the moonstone is due today.' Harry and Ginny stood up to leave the table.

'I've got to go help Ginny cough with some homework cough cough' Harry said, and they left in search of an empty classroom or broom closet.

'What are you thinking of doing in the free period?' asked Hermione.

'Whatever you want to,' he relied, sending a hint hint nudge nudge.

This sent the two friends off to the Gryffindor Common Room. Once there, they went to Ron's Private Yr 7 Room. They sat on the bed entwined in a kiss. Their tongues were constantly rolling over each other's. Ron pulled off Hermiones top and discovered a black lace bra. Hermione hesitated a bit before ripping Ron's shirt in half and roaming along his lanky chest. She then unzipped his jeans zipper, but he must've gotten the wrong idea, 'cause he forcefully pushed Hermoione's head toward his crotch. Hermione pulled off him and stepped back.

'You disgusting creature!' she screamed, and moving towards him, she slapped him as hard s she had punched Malfoy in her third year, then went out of the room in a huff. Ron sat alone on his bed stunned.

'I don't need her!' he tried to convince himself, 'I can do it myself!' and with that, he began sucking his cock (ouch + eww).

During lunch, Ron was a solitary figure at the end of the Gryffindor table. His friends had left him and rejected him. Seeing that he had lost his appetite, Ron left and headed to the Library. In the charms corridor, he met Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, Zabini and . . .

'Hermione?' he asked in disbelief.

'Yes,' she replied, 'When we were together, I was cheating with Draco, and now that you and I are over, we're officially a couple.'

'Yeah,' backed up Malfoy, 'and now you have to pay for what you did to my girlfriend.' Ron tried to back away, but the gang were closing in . . .

Harry was snogging Ginny in the Gryffindor Common Room when Ron walked in. He had two black eyes, several teeth were knocked out, his arm was broken in two places, and he must've been hit with the jelly-legs hex because he was finding it hard to walk. As soon as he had approached Harry, he said one simple phrase.

'Malfoy and Hermione.'

'Well duh!' Harry answered and delivered a quick but strong punch to the stomach, 'that's for hurting Hermione,' he kicked him where it hurts, 'for not approving about me and Ginny,' and as a final blow, Harry picked up Hogwarts - A History and hit him in the head with it 'and that's for even living.' At that point, Ron dropped to the ground, dead or unconscious; no one knows, no one cares.

A/N: Hope you guys like it, 'cause I love it (well the Ron-bashing part anyway). Well, if you want me to write more Ron-bashing stories then be my guest and please review. Press the little but significant violet button below, and send your opinion. Whether you like it or not (you should preferably like it). PLEASE R&R!