Exclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA.

Motionless, I stood there, waiting for the pain from that damn frying pan. Then it came, and I fell to the floor in pain.

Let me catch you up. I, the awesome Prussia had gone over to Austria's house to ask Hungary a question. It was a very simple question, easy to answer in my personal opinion. So I thought it wouldn't take her long to answer.

I walked up to the house and snuck around to the back to see Hungary tending to some plants.

"Hey, Hungary!" I whispered. The Elizabeta's head instantly looked over.

"What do you want Gilbert?" Elizabeta said exasperated.

"Look it's just a simple question," I said.

Grudgingly, Elizabeta stood up. "Well, what is it?"

"Why did you have to become a girl?" I asked.

Hungary looked at me as if I had gone mad. "I've been a girl my whole life!"

"Yeah right, from what I remember you have always been a guy."

Hungary came over and slapped me. "Idiot!" she yelled.

"Ow, what was that for?" I demanded, holding my head with my hands.

"Look Gilbert, I have always been a girl!" Elizabeta yelled.

"Ok, ok, geez," I said. It's pretty obvious to me Elizabeta was just lying. I have no idea why she would lie though.

I stared at her in interest. I wonder… I shook the thought out of my head. Hungary would hate me if I had done that… but… it was so tempting.

Elizabeta looked over at me, "Get out before I hit you with a frying pan!"

I walked over to her and grabbed her waist.

"W-What are you doing, l-let go..!" The Hungarian blushed. It was obvious being in such close quarters with me made her feel awkward.

Slowly, I came closer to her, and licked my lips.

"You smell nice…" I said mostly to myself, but she still heard it.

Slowly I let go, and she stood there shocked. Then, she quickly left.

I smirked. "Well, that was quick."

All of a sudden Hungary came outside the house again with a frying pan.

"YOU BASTARD, I'LL KILL YOU!" She yelled.

"CRAP!" I yelled and ran, until I fell into a hole.

"Ow..."

At around ten seconds later, the Hungarian fell in after me. And to her unhappiness, fell on top of me.

Trying to escape before she hit me, I realized that my legs were tangled with hers.

An idea popped into my mind. She would hate me for it, but I knew it was my only option.

I quickly grabbed her arms and kissed her on the lips.

…

I won't go into detail, but IT WAS HOT.

She blushed and froze, as I quickly escaped.

Realizing what I did, her face began to redden in anger.

"DAMNIT GILBERT, YOU'RE SO DEAD!"

Weeks later, I avoided her house, until the world conference.

The Hungarian came up to me while I was walking towards the room, which this time was stationed in America.

A dark aura surrounded her as she growled, "I've come for revenge…" She slowly walked up to me with the frying pan, cornering me in the end of the hallway.

Now, I believe you're caught up.

Now on the floor, I groaned, holding my head.

Hungary then bent down and kissed my forehead.

My eyes widened.

She smirked. "I win."

She walked off, as I laid there on the floor blushing.

Five minutes later…

"GERMANY, GERMANY, PRUSSIA IS ON THE FLOOR!"

"Um... Vats not our problem…"

Dammit Germany, when I find you…

A/N: So guys, I know this was really bad… I wrote it in five minutes. If this gets enough views I might make a second chapter, where Prussia gets revenge on Germany, and some more Hungary X Prussia scenes.

Most likely, this will stay a one-shot. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this a little bit…

-xPlue