One fine day in Bikini Bottom, Spongebob went to work. He trotted along yelling, "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! Hi Patrick!" Patrick appeared out of nowhere. He opened his rock and crawled out of nowhere. Patrick walked out of nowhere and joined Spongebob.
"You don't work at the Krusty Krab, Patrick," Spongebob said.
"I was just hired," Patrick replied.
All of a sudden, a Jew appeared out of nowhere and started to fuck Patrick.
"Help, Spongebob," Patrick laughed. He was crying.
Spongebob did not know what to do so he joined in to make a gay threesome. It hurt a lot because Patrick didn't have a dick so he used his pointy head. He shoved it up the man's ass. Afterwards, they found out the man's name was Jesus out of nowhere.
"I've heard about you!" Spongebob declared, "You're that guy from that science fiction book!"
"Yes, but I am not science fiction," Jesus said.
Spongebob gasped. "WOW!"
Then a red light appeared out of nowhere and a red light appeared out of nowhere all of a suddenly and a red man stepped out of the red light appeared out of nowhere and a red man stepped out. He looked really gay so Spongebob said "Wow you look really gay."
The red man wore a bikini and he had a really long beard that curled all the way to Goo Lagoon and the pubes to match. He laughed evilly and said "my name is Satan, fools." It was Patrick's turn to gasp. He gasped and hid behind Jesus' fat ass which grew longer out of nowhere.
"I will kidnap Sandy Cheeeks and you must find her or else I will rape her in the lake of fire."
And then all of a suddenly the red man was gone and Spongebob was sad. He said, "Oh no! What should I do?"
Jesus stepped forward out of nowhere and said, "I will help you find her. Let's go."
So Spongebob and Patrick took a shit where Satan's footprints were still in the sand and walked with Jesus. They went past the Crusty Crab and past Mr. Crabz and said hi. Then they followed Jesus all the way to Rock Bottom.
There was intense sexual tension so they fucked again and a monster joined in.
Jesus inquired as to where Satan had gone, hoping for a coherent answer behind the creature's thick accent. The trio learned that the red man had gone east and set off again.
Jesus asked where Satan went and the monster said he went east out of nowhere. They went east.
Then, out of nowhere they saw a huge... to be continued.