Title: Mind Reading, Love and Memories
Rating: T
Characters: Jenny, Tony, Mcgee, Ziva, Gibbs, Abby, Ducky, Palmer, Lee, Storm, Edward, Jake (Sorry I'm all outta names!)
Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS or any of the characters apart from Storm, Edward and Jake. I do own the plot so no stealin! K?
Tony was slumped at his desk. He was bored and so was everyone else – there was no denying it. Even Ducky had nothing to do! He just sat in autopsy drinking scotch and talking. Palmer spent time with Lee and Gibbs drank coffee and spent time with Jenny. Tony was at a loss at what to do.
Ziva was reading again. She was reading a book called Rebecca and was about a quarter of a way through. Tony sighed. Rebecca was the most boring book ever! He had read it in freshman English and had a million pop quizzes on it! Well, he hadn't read it – a friend had and Tony had used his revision notes. He flicked a piece of paper at Mcgee.
"Thanks Tony!" said Mcgee. Over the days his desk had been covered in little pieces of paper and his bin was now over flowing with them. It had become so bad the cleaning crew were starting to refuse cleaning the bullpen.
"My pleasure Mcgoo." Tony replied.
Mcgee straightened out the ball of paper.
"Tony," he said hesitantly, "This is a voucher for fake Dior lingerie!"
"Oops!" said Tony. He lunged to snatch it but Mcgee held it up in the air.
"Should I tell the Trading standards office?" Mcgee smirked evilly, glad he was getting back at Tony after hours of paper slinging.
"What about?" asked Ziva. She had been absorbed in her book and had not heard the conversation.
"Tony has been buying fake Dior lingerie!" crowed Mcgee happily.
"The Dior lingerie you bought me were fakes!" snarled Ziva. She had put down her book and was playing with her knife. Tony gulped. Somehow she looked even more sinister and sexy. Tony tried to clear his head of those thoughts. He needed to make up an escape plan fast if he wanted to get out of the bullpen alive. Luckily (and unfortunately) Gibbs stormed into the bullpen and slapped him on the head.
"What was that for boss?" exclaimed Tony.
"Buying Ziva fake underwear."
"Actually it was lingerie – a bra and thong boss." Said Tony in a flash of idiotic defence. Gibbs glared at him. Before he could slap Tony again his cell rang.
"Gibbs." He said and listened for a minute before hanging up. "Grab your gear!" he told the team. They grabbed their stuff and went to the elevator. Jenny stopped Gibbs before he could join them.
"What was the head slap for?" she asked inquisitively.
"Dinozzo bought Ziva fake Dior lingerie." Jenny looked confused for a minute before Gibbs added, "Bra and thong."
"Oh," said Jenny, "Rule number twelve." Gibbs nodded and Jenny told him with an evil smirk, "Well you can screw rule number twelve tonight. My office six o'clock or else." Gibbs sighed before eventually agreeing and joining his team in the elevator.
Sorry the first chapter was short please review!