WARNING: This whole story is a parody.
MGS: The FOX days
Chapter 1: Morning Madness
Big Boss (will be referred as snake) sat down next to Python, who was eating breakfast in the mess hall with a plate of full English breakfast and a newspaper. "May I see the paper?" Snake Asked.
"Sure." Said Python
"Oh! 12 years old boy, Frank Jeager killed a whole military camp! That's big news! Wait. What's this? Frank Jeager was adopted by fox?"
"That's right! And he's standing behind you."
Python pushed his food tray in front of Snake and ran away and Frank said "GIMME FOOD!!!" and draws his Machete.
"Hey! Hey! Slow down kid! You get the food over there!" Snake said.
"FOOD! QWERTY!"
Frank jumped on Snake, taking him down to the floor and stabbed with his machete, but missed. "Fine! Take it!" Exclaimed Snake and he threw a piece of bacon over Frank's head. Frank ran to it and ate carnivorously. Snake ran into his room and locked himself in there. The whole mess hall laughed until Frank Shouts "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Everyone for their lives to their room to lock themselves in and a few of them got killed by them.