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A Flying Pegasus

By: Bakura

Summary: Pegasus pops up at the most random times in the Yugioh gang's life

Ryou's House

Ryou, Bakura, M.J, Yana, Yugi and Yami are sitting watching television.

M.j is sitting on the love seat with Ryou laying her head against his shoulder, Yami and Yugi are lying on side by side on their stomachs on the floor, Yana is sitting on the couch Bakura lying next to her his head in her lap starring up at the ceiling.

Ryou: Hey Bakura pass the chips

Bakura: eyes closed no I don't feel like it….Pharaoh get him the chips.

Yami: mmm.

Bakura: GET HIM THE CHIPS!

Yana: Bakura be nice.

Bakura: I am being nice….pharaoh since I'm asking nicely GET HIM THE CHIPS!

Suddenly Pegasus appears out of nowhere behind Ryou and hands him a bowl of chips

Ryou: oh thank you Bakura.

Bakura: for what!?

Ryou: for the chips duh!

Bakura: I didn't give you the chips.

Ryou: gulpsYami?

Yami: wasn't me.

Ryou: gulps again M.J?

M.J: I've been attached to you this whole time of course it's not me.

Ryou: eyes widen and turns around and sees Pegasus AHHH SANTA CLAUS!!

Ryou jumps up runs across the room to Bakura and jumps on him. Bakura is startled and sits straight up with Ryou holding on for dear life on to him. M.J is so stunned by Pegasus appearance she fainted. Yana runs over to check on her.

Bakura: get off me Ryou looks over and sees Pegasus

Pegasus: waves hello Ryou-boy Bakura-boy.

Bakura: what the hell are you doing in this house Pegasus?

Pegasus: oh just dropping by Bakura-boy.

Bakura then turns his attention to Ryou still stuck to him.

Bakura: as you can see Ryou that's not Santa so get off.

Ryou: oh hehe my bad. climbs off Bakura but stays seated next to him

Pegasus: well I gotta go…so see you later….guys waves and exits through the front door

Yana: well that was strange.

Bakura: yes it was.

Yami: what just happened?

Yugi: were you not paying attention.

Yami: well my name was never mentioned so I just drifted off.

M.J wakes up and immediately attaches to the nearest object which happens to be Yana.

M.J: rambling incoherently

Yana: M.J…

M.J: keeps rambling

Yana: M.J!!

M.J: AHHH loud booming voice…oh it's just you Yana….wait where's Ryou?

Yana: he's over there points over towards Ryou

M.J gets up and runs over towards Ryou and latches on to him.

M.J: oh thank Ra…your still alive.

Ryou:confused what do you mean?

M.J: I had a horrible dream that Santa Claus ate you…and beat up Bakura…and impregnated Yana…

Bakura:deeply disturbed with a twitching eye WHAT!?

M.J: and Yugi and Yami were just sitting there…

Yami: pops his head up and looks at M.J yes?

Yugi: its poetry time!

Yami: excited POETRY!! I LOVE POETRY!!

Yugi: mouth drops open in surprise really?

Yami: takes in a deep breath as if about to give an educated answer….no….what is it?

Yugi: well Yami… (Trails off)

Meanwhile as Yugi explains poetry to Yami; Ryou, M.J, Yana, and Bakura are sitting on the couch talking.

Ryou: please Bakura.

Bakura: NO!

Ryou: please...Please Bakura.

Bakura: NO!!

Yana: oh come on Bakura let them sit on the couch with us.

Bakura: I said no.

Yana sighs then leans over and whispers something into Bakura's ear. Bakura then sits up with a smile on his face.

Bakura: fine you can sit on the couch.

Everyone then settles down in there spots

Yana: good boy.

Suddenly Pegasus pops up behind Bakura and Yana.

Pegasus: yes Bakura-boy very nice.

Ryou and M.J are startled and both fall over and remained quiet.

Bakura: leaps off the couch turns around and confronts Pegasus how the hell do you keep getting in here?

Pegasus: well it's quite simple Bakura-boy…its magic.

Bakura: annoyed are you kidding me?

Pegasus: ok Ill show….. look a change of heart eating an eggroll points behind him.

Ryou jumps off the couch and lands beside Bakura.

Bakura + Ryou: where?

Both, Bakura and Ryou, look away from Pegasus in the direction he pointed

Bakura: I don't see it.

Ryou: me either but we gotta keep looking it's around here somewhere!

Bakura: I agree!

Pegasus gives a gentle laugh and tip-toes out the front door then giggles again. Both Yana and M.J are very annoyed by there boyfriends lack of common sense.

Ryou: Bakura…why are you looking?

Bakura: I wanna see the change of heart…why are you looking?

Ryou: I want the eggroll!

Few minutes later

Ryou: Bakura?

Bakura: yes Ryou?

Ryou: do you see it?

Bakura: no Light I don't.

Ryou: oh... just wondering.

Bakura: realization hits and he turns around hey wait a minute there is no…sees Pegasus is gone hey where'd he go?

Ryou: yeah he was just here.

Yana: extremely annoyed he disappeared like magic poof.

Bakura: what the no way!

Ryou: we've got to find him and make him teach us that trick.

Bakura: Yes my Light I agree.

Bakura + Ryou start looking around the house for Pegasus.

Bakura: here Pegasus here Pegasus!

Ryou: sings while looking oh where oh where has our Pegasus gone oh where oh where could he be?

Yana: Yami?

Yami: hmmm..oh yes yana?

Yana: oh nothing.

Yugi: Yami have you been paying attention?

Yami: thinks... if I say yes are you going to be less annoyed at me?

Yugi: yes.

Yami: then yes.

Yugi: smiles and nods

Bakura and Ryou are still looking for Pegasus. Pegasus appears right next to Yana on the couch. Yana is resting her cheek on her hand and doesn't even notice its Pegasus next to her.

Pegasus: so Yana how's it going?

Yana: sighs ehh nothing going…only thing going on is those to smarties looking for Pegasus.

Pegasus: well that's stupid.

Yana: you're telling me.

Pegasus: considering that I'm right here.

Yana: looks over and sees that it indeed is Pegasus so you are. sighs

Just then Bakura jumps on the floor and starts looking under the couch in-between Pegasus's legs

Pegasus: excuse me but what are you doing?

Bakura: looking for Pegasus.

Pegasus: oh…well I saw him in the bathroom.

Bakura: thanks runs to the bathroom

Ryou runs over to the couch and starts looking through Pegasus's hair

Ryou: excuse me Santa but I'm looking for someone.

Pegasus: oh its no trouble at all Ryou-boy go on.

Ryou: well he's not here so thank you for letting me look Santa.

Pegasus: no problem Ryou-boy

Ryou sits down and starts writing. Bakura runs into the living room and finally realizes that Pegasus is on the couch.

Bakura: hey wait a minute Pegasus you have been on the couch this whole time.

Pegasus: yeah pretty much.

Bakura: slaps his head aw man how did I miss that?

Ryou: wait so you're not Santa?

Pegasus: no I'm not Ryou-boy.

Ryou: oh man guess I won't need this list. wads up a piece of paper and throws it over his shoulder

Pegasus: well I better get going…okay bye…goodnight Ryou-boy, Bakura-boy, Yana-boy, M.J-boy, Yugi-boy, Yami-boy …bye walks to the front door and leaves

Yami: hmmm somebody say my name?

Yugi: no Yami…hey Ryou I think me and Yami should go.

Yana: yeah I think that would be good for M.J. and me too

Ryou: ok guys have a good night.

Bakura: But Yana what about what…

Yana: shhh...tomorrow ok… come over to M.J's.

Bakura: ok

Ryou: so were going to MJ's tomorrow?

Bakura:yes light we are.

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