A/N: This story will be T or M but certain later chapters will have a link at the beginning of them for the uncensored smutty version of that chapter. The story is pretty clean right now, but that will change latter. Thanks!

Metamorphmagi Have More Fun

(or Two Marauders, One Metamorphmagus and Malfoy Manor...Equals Trouble)

~a tale of War, Love & Mischief~

Chapter 1: I Want You to Break Into Malfoy Manor

Nymphadora Tonks sat at the kitchen table in Grimmauld Place, boredly playing with a strand of her bubblegum pink hair. Beside her sat the Order of the Phoenix members for one of their late night meetings. Dumbledore and Kingsley were droning on about some obscure form of ward magic that they thought could help them break into Malfoy Manor. Tonks listened with bored disinterest, she highly doubted anyone could break into Malfoy Manor, even Dumbledore. It would probably be easier to break into Gringotts than set foot into the manor of her hated relatives, the Malfoys. She tuned out of what Dumbledore was saying and her eyes drifted to her favourite pair of Order of the Phoenix members: Remus Lupin and Sirius Black.

Sirius was talking rather loudly, as he always did, and making his strong opinions known to Dumbledore. Sirius had long, black shaggy hair and piercing grey eyes in an aristocrat face that now looked perpetually tired but had once been completely beautiful. But Tonks' eyes were focused more on Remus, the shy man beside him with amber eyes and short light hair that fell to just below his ears. He was also Sirius' age, 35.

Since she joined the Order a few months ago, Tonks had been fascinated by the softly spoken former-professor who also happened to be a werewolf. She could not deny that Remus' lycanthropy fascinated her. Because it did. It seemed such a fascinating contradiction that such a controlled, well-mannered and kind man could ever become such an untamed animal. She giggled to herself, more than a few times, and blushed when she thought of Remus transforming and losing control. Did Remus carry any of the traits of the wolf? Did he ever lose control of himself and become animalistic when he was with a woman? She licked her lips at the thought of the uptight professor losing control with her.

Suddenly Dumbledore cleared his throat.

"Nymphadora Tonks, what is your opinion of this matter?"

Fuck. Had it been so obvious she was ogling Remus instead of paying attention to the meeting?

All eyes at the table, including McGonagall, Kingsley, Ernest, Molly, Arthur, Charlie, Mad-Eye Mooney, Sirius and of course, Remus too, stared sternly at her. Aside from Charlie who has a few years older than her, she was the youngest member of the Order of the Phoenix and she knew they still had doubts of her ability. Despite the fact that she'd just graduated from Auror school with top marks.

Tonks smiled in embarrassment at Dumbledore. She hadn't a clue what they'd been discussing. But she heard 'saying yes' to everything was usually a good idea, so she tried that.

"Ummm...Y-yes?" Tonks replied.

The other members started chatting away furiously. Tonks could barely pick up what they were saying when so many people were speaking at once.

"So you do think, Nymphadora," Dumbledore said slowly, making her cringe on the use of her first name, "that it would be a good idea if we had some of our members infiltrate Malfoy Manor by posing as purebloods and befriending them?"

What?!

Nympadora felt her face redden and she could feel her hair-colour changing to reflect her surprise. She mentally winced to stop her hair from transforming and then used her metamorphmagus abilities to return her face to its normal unblushing colour.

"Umm...yes I think it would be a good idea," she stole a glance at Remus and felt embarrassed that he was looking at her with something close to quiet contempt, "In fact, I-I'd like to volunteer!"

What the hell did she just say?! Did she just volunteer herself to break into her evil pureblood uncle's house?! Tonks buried her face in her hands. She really needed an internal filter to keep her from speaking before thinking.

Dumbledore, however, sounded delighted. "Of course, what better way to use your metamorphmagus abilities than in a reconnaissance mission! You would be virtually undetectable by any spell. I actually had you in mind for this for quite some time, I am only too glad you volunteered!"

Oh what a coincidence, Tonks thought, Did Dumbledore plan everything in advance, including asking her to make an important decision when she was debilitated by lustful thoughts of Remus? Bloody perfect.

McGonagall fixed both Dumbledore and Tonks with her stern, matriarchal gaze before clearing her throat. "This is indeed good news Albus, we have been needing to infiltrate Malfoy Manor for awhile. But I really think, with Nymphadora being so young and new, that she have an older more experienced member of the Order of the Pheonix guide and assist her."

Dumbledore's eyes seemed to twinkle behind his half-moon glasses. "How thoughtless of me, Minerva! You're completely right! Nymphadora has only just finished her training as an Auror but she has little first hand experience and needs to be further educated in spying and Order work."

"I have trained her as much as I can but I'm far too busy now," Mad-Eye grunted, "I've done as much as I could do with her!"

Tonks felt glad Mad-Eye was no longer available to scream and boss her around while "training" her...More like training a dog, Tonks thought bitterly, she'd had enough of the old grump ordering her around.

"Is anyone else available to be Miss Tonks' mentor?" Dumbledore asked the room.

Tonks stole a glance at Remus. She crossed her fingers underneath the table hoping that Remus might volunteer to help her.

"Anyone?" Dumbledore repeated.

Why wasn't anyone volunteering? Tonks felt herself getting nervous and chewed on her lip. Was she that much a clutz that no one wanted to be assigned with her?

"I'll take her on," Sirius finally said, with a wink in her direction, "She's one of my own, Dromeda's daughter, so I would like to take her under my wing if I can. I have plenty of time to spare, unfortunately, being a fugitive still." Sirius' voice was laced with bitter sarcasm. Everyone knew how angry Sirius was that he couldn't go anywhere without the Ministry trying to chase him down and throw him back in Azkaban.

Dumbledore pushed up his half-moon glasses and fixed his gaze between Sirius and Tonks. "Are you sure Sirius that you could handle this?" his voice was heavy with doubt.

"Perfectly," Sirius replied with a casual air of confidence and rolled his eyes.

Noooo! Tonks was mentally screaming. If Sirius was her mentor, nothing 'serious' would get done and he would probably drive her up the wall with his jokes and constant mood swings. Sirius was like a lightning storm on a summer's day, completely unpredictable.

She spoke up quickly. "Umm Dumbledore, sir, I appreciate Sirius' offer, but I wonder how much ah-assistance he will be if he cannot even go outside the house."

"I can go outside the house, Tonks," Sirius scowled, "I go out everyday!"

"As a dog, Padfoot," Remus said. His arms were crossed and he sounded very bored by the whole conversation, barely looking at Tonks.

"Hmm. that is a valid point." Dumbledore's eyes twinkled as he shifted his gaze between Nymphadora's hopeful face staring at Remus and Remus' cool indifference. "Perhaps you, Remus, could assist in this matter and help guide Miss Tonks where Sirius cannot?"

Remus seemed taken by surprise. He uncrossed his arms and frowned as he stared across the table at Nymphadora as if mentally deciding whether he could take on such a clumsy brat. It was the first time Remus had ever stared so intently at her and Tonks felt incredibly nervous. She tried not to squirm under his scrutiny.

Suddenly Remus' frown turned into a smirk and he told Dumbledore pleasantly, "Why, yes, I think I could assist Miss Tonks and Sirius. And I would be happy to help this mission along. It's been a long time coming that someone infiltrate Malfoy Manor."

"That's settled then! Now moving along to another topic..." Dumbledore blabbered on.

But Tonks couldn't hear anything more being said. She had completely tuned out.

Her mind kept thinking in panic, 'I have been assigned an incredibly dangerous and high risk mission. And both Sirius and Remus are going to help me!'

She stole another glance at the men sitting across from her. Remus had his arms crossed with an unreadable expression on his face but Sirius noticed the panicked look in her eyes and winked at her, as if to reassure her that she had nothing to worry about.

Bollocks. This was just a disaster waiting to happen, wasn't it?

So why did she feel so irrationally happy?

Tonks grinned widely to herself.

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A/N: This story is going to be complete nonsense but I think it'll be fun ;) and eventually smutty ;) please review/follow etc if you are interested thanks!