First off, you may know me from Kori Suketchi's insertion fic, if not who
cares. This is a SI fic about a Zeon Zaku II mobile suit squad that gets
separated from their main unit and try and get back. There is no lovey
dovey crap in here or any peace. so read on for bloodshed, destruction, and
Humor in…….
Zeonic Insanity and Destruction!
Chapter 1: Ambush
Each of our Zakus and Gelgoogs moved through the tree line. Each cautiously looking around, surveying the scenery, this was the perfect place for an ambush and word had it, that the feddies knew we were coming. Taking point was Rokon. On the flanks were Kori and Shoki. Bringing up the rear in a Gelgoog was Becca. In the center guarding tanks and a supply convoy was Me, Neko-chan, Bowmenn, and in the other Gelgoog was the other Bowmenn.
Suddenly, Rokon's Zaku stopped. "Oh NO! Time for the hurting!!!!!" The Zaku's arm and upper torso were shredded by incoming beam fire. Rokon's crippled Zaku toppled over and rokon murmered "Oucha Bunny…." Just as he finished his trademark saying his Zaku blew up. I returned fire with my Mmp- 80 and the others opened up on the surrounding forest with Crackers grenades, 280 mm Bazookas and other Mmp-80 gunfire. But in the confusion, Neko-chan managed to direct her fire towards Bowman in his Zaku.
" OH CRAP!" BOOM! Bowman's Zaku disintegrated from being directly hit by a bazooka. "I never liked him anyway!" Despite the apparent accident, we kept firing. Beam fire swarmed back at our group incinerating Bowman's Gelgoog.
"Retreat! Suppressing fire and move back into groups of two! Don't Bunch Up! Concentrate fire on that ridge and ravine! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!" Apparently I assumed command because everyone was following my orders. So we moved back into the forest and down into a canyon where we quickly moved to dense forest. There we camouflaged our Zakus and talked.
Shoki began the conversation " Well that was a shitty deal. Rokon and the Bowmenn's are dead now," shoki mumbled: "thanks to neko-chan" Unfortunatly for Shoki, Neko-Chan heard it and gave him a smack upside the head.
"Quiet you bastard I didn't see you rushing to save em!" Neko-Chan yelled.
"Hey at least they died happy!" I said. But the group looked at me puzzled. " I hacked into their monitors and they had hentai playing on them. They were shooting blind!" I chuckled.
**note the Bowmenns are major hentai freaks and watch it constantly**
" Oh jesus that's wrong Staypuff, looking in on em like that! I bet you were hoping to see what they were doing huh?" Neko-Chan giggled. I raised my pistol and shot her in the foot. "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Neko-Chan fell over, "My Fuckin Foot you god damned motherfucshicocksuckiass!!!!!!!!" she yelled jumbles of cusses as she writhed in pain on the ground.
"That'll teach you to drive off when I'm clinging to the back of a car!" I looked to Becca, " Bandage her up. We move out in the morning"
**Just so you know, Neko-Chan actually did drive off when I was hanging onto her car resulting in a very angry me.**
Zeonic Insanity and Destruction!
Chapter 1: Ambush
Each of our Zakus and Gelgoogs moved through the tree line. Each cautiously looking around, surveying the scenery, this was the perfect place for an ambush and word had it, that the feddies knew we were coming. Taking point was Rokon. On the flanks were Kori and Shoki. Bringing up the rear in a Gelgoog was Becca. In the center guarding tanks and a supply convoy was Me, Neko-chan, Bowmenn, and in the other Gelgoog was the other Bowmenn.
Suddenly, Rokon's Zaku stopped. "Oh NO! Time for the hurting!!!!!" The Zaku's arm and upper torso were shredded by incoming beam fire. Rokon's crippled Zaku toppled over and rokon murmered "Oucha Bunny…." Just as he finished his trademark saying his Zaku blew up. I returned fire with my Mmp- 80 and the others opened up on the surrounding forest with Crackers grenades, 280 mm Bazookas and other Mmp-80 gunfire. But in the confusion, Neko-chan managed to direct her fire towards Bowman in his Zaku.
" OH CRAP!" BOOM! Bowman's Zaku disintegrated from being directly hit by a bazooka. "I never liked him anyway!" Despite the apparent accident, we kept firing. Beam fire swarmed back at our group incinerating Bowman's Gelgoog.
"Retreat! Suppressing fire and move back into groups of two! Don't Bunch Up! Concentrate fire on that ridge and ravine! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!" Apparently I assumed command because everyone was following my orders. So we moved back into the forest and down into a canyon where we quickly moved to dense forest. There we camouflaged our Zakus and talked.
Shoki began the conversation " Well that was a shitty deal. Rokon and the Bowmenn's are dead now," shoki mumbled: "thanks to neko-chan" Unfortunatly for Shoki, Neko-Chan heard it and gave him a smack upside the head.
"Quiet you bastard I didn't see you rushing to save em!" Neko-Chan yelled.
"Hey at least they died happy!" I said. But the group looked at me puzzled. " I hacked into their monitors and they had hentai playing on them. They were shooting blind!" I chuckled.
**note the Bowmenns are major hentai freaks and watch it constantly**
" Oh jesus that's wrong Staypuff, looking in on em like that! I bet you were hoping to see what they were doing huh?" Neko-Chan giggled. I raised my pistol and shot her in the foot. "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Neko-Chan fell over, "My Fuckin Foot you god damned motherfucshicocksuckiass!!!!!!!!" she yelled jumbles of cusses as she writhed in pain on the ground.
"That'll teach you to drive off when I'm clinging to the back of a car!" I looked to Becca, " Bandage her up. We move out in the morning"
**Just so you know, Neko-Chan actually did drive off when I was hanging onto her car resulting in a very angry me.**