DAN VS.
Prologue
It was a wonderful day for Chris and his wife, Elise—but not their friend Dan! In the city park, in Los Angeles CA., Dan was whining, scowling and throwing tantrums, while the married couple restrained him!
"GRRR! WHY DO YOU JERK-FACES HAVE TO TAKE ME ON A CREATURE MISSION WITH THE WILD KRATTS?!" Dan roared.
"Cause that's what friends do," Elise said smugly.
"Come on Dan, you'll love it there, Zoology is fun!" Said Chris, "Let me tell you, back in my pre-teens, i used to watching Zoboomafoo—"
— WHO CARES ABOUT PBS KIDS,"Dan hollered "YOU CAN BE A BABY ALL YOU WANT, BUT I'M SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE JERK! NOW, SHUT UP AND LET ME GO!"
"Yeah, Chris is a child at heart" Elise stated,"Now you need to ask nice if you wanna escape our grip!"
"GRR! NEVER!" Dan said.
"Suit yourself." Elise said, continuing to restraint Dan with Chris.
"Just then, a large metallic turtle shaped spaceship-like flying aircraft landed in the park."
"Aaah! there they are are!" Said Chris excitedly, "Eee! I'm really going to meet the Kratt Brothers in person!"
"You're nervous too?" Elise assured, "Don't worry honey, I've watched Zoboomafoo and Kratt's Creatures too, so i'm nervous as well!"
"Thanks hun!" Said Chris.
"Chris and Elise sittin' in a tree!" Dan said aloud!
"SHUT UP DAN!" Elise scowled.
Suddenly, as the large ship landed, in the open space, in front of our heroes, the door opened and…..
The Kratt Brothers, Chris and Martin showed up, with three others, A Latina with slightly stylish and casual slightly urban clothes! An afro haired African-American lady with female she-urban clothes and a hipster redhead who looked a lot like Shaggy Rogers, as he was munching on pizza!
"Uh, hi!" Said a nervous-nelly Chris.
"He- ey!" said Chris Kratt, "You must be Chris—namely speaking, his wife, Elise, and you must be their friend, Dan."
"Meh, not Elise's friend."
"SHHHH!" Elise shushed harshly to Dan, then, turned back to the Kratts, "We are big fans of yours!"
"Awesome! It's fun to see we got a lot of fans!" Said Martin Kratt, the older Kratt. "Anyways, let's introduce ourselves, you know us, THE KRATT BROTHERS!"
"Yeah, and this is our computer expert, Koki," Said Chris, introducing the African American lady.
"Howdy!" She said.
"Our pilot, jimmy Z!" Said Martin, Introducing the similar Shaggy Rogers look alike.
"How's it going?" the look alike said.
"And of course our head engineer, Aviva Corcovado!" Chris Said Showing the Latina.
"Como estas, por favor!" She said.
"Blah blah Bla—huh?" Dan, after the last blah, saw Aviva, and it was for him love at first sight! He visualized her singing J. Holiday's 2007 single, "Bed" in a deeper and more professional tone then her high pitched voice. Dan was in a love daze.
"Together, we're the Wild Kratts!" Said Chris and Martin at once.
"So how about we hop aboard and do some creature adventuring!" Chris Announced.
Everyone cheered!
Yesss!" Dan said sneakingly, ready for his move for Aviva.
Uh Bro,"A worried Martin said to Chris, "I'm sorry but….don't know, that Dan guy, ….he kind reminds me of Za—."
Nonsense, no need to judge a book by it's cover, dude!" Said Chris.
"Gulp, okay!"
Meanwhile, Chris and Elise, were chatting with Chris and Martin, in the Tortuga's cockpit, in the turtle ship's head, with Jimmy piloting the mobile home base.
We have to tell you bros, Zoboomafoo and Kratts Creatures were our pastime," Said Chris, "We loved learning about animals and that lemur, Zoboo himself, was so charming and funny!"
Yeah those we're the days!" the other Chris reminisced.
"Hanging with our creature pals in Animal Junction," Martin said, "that was fun!"
So we're headed for India, right?" Elise asked.
Dan walked closer to Aviva who was working on Invention plans.
"Hi Dan, what's up?" Aviva asked.
"Hey, Ciao!" Dan tried to charm, "Whatcha doing?" He said with a slice charming grin,
I working on some blueprints on my up and coming Invention!"
Before that you wanna hang out?"
"Sorry but to me, this plan is urgent and Koki and I have to get this job done pronto, Sorry!"
Aviva alongside Koki went back to work.
"Aww, come on, can we do this? I mean, you can take a break any other time right?" Dan asked confused.
"Sorry but this is urgent so please, let me and Koki make invention plans!"
"Aww Come on, You can do this later, I mean lets get to know each other!"
NO! Be patient, i promise We can hang out, just be quiet and let us do this! PLEASE?!" Aviva said almost losing her patient. "When we get to India, we'll get to do so!"
LOSING MY PATIENCE?! I can't wait that long! Look, we can do this, come on! Please!"
"I…SAID NO!" NOW, PLEASE LET US WORK?"
"PLEASE!"
Aviva Getting annoyed, roared, "WHY DON'T YOU GET OUTTA OF THE INVENTION STATION AND LEAVE US ALONE?"
Dan gasped heartbroken, then…. got angry! Enraged even!
YOU WILL COME HANG OUT WITH ME,YOU JERKFACE!"
Aviva gasped as she got mad herself.
But, Dan fiercely grabbed Aviva's hand and pulled her but she try get off Dan's grip, and temporarily succeeded! But, Dan Jumped on Aviva and Pulled her down. Seeing this, as the Two began to fight, Koki got angry herself,
"HEY! Dan right? YOU MESS WITH MY BOSS, AVIVA, YOU MESS WITH ME!"
"Koki tried her best to fight Dan, but, failed as he threw her down on the floor—Hard!
"Giving up the computer whiz said, "Don't worry Aviva, I'll get help!" As she went to get the rest of the gang.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" Aviva said sobbing after many blows from her abuser! Dan was too strong for her—and Koki!
But hearing this, Dan left a crying Aviva there and tried to get Koki. "THAT SNITCH!"
Aviva hurried her face in her hands as she sat there super sad, because of Dan!
Dan followed Koki to the cockpit as fast as he could but he was too late, he was given by glares by Koki, Chris, Elise, the Kratts, and not Jimmy, but, he knew what was going on.
"Not cool, Dude!" Said Jimmy.
"Yeah, Koki kinda just told us what was going on." Said Chris [Kratt].
"THAT SNITCH!" Dan roared."
"Yeah, and I believe we kinda shouldn't brawl on the Tortuga so lets make amends, okay?" Asked Martin.
"BLAH BLAH BLAH," Dan retorted, "Aviva's a baby, she won't go out with me, do!"
Everyone gasped!
'DAN!" Said Chris firmly, (Dan's best friend, not Kratt) "That's enough, do you really think every cute girl revolves around you?"
Uh yeah! Just look at me." Said said happily!
Hearing enough, an angry Aviva entered the cockpit demanding, "JIMMY, FLY THIS PLANE BACK TO LOS ANGELES, NOW!"
"I agree!" Koki and Elise said at once. The two looked at each other. "You get me!" they both Agreed.
To Dan's dismay, Jimmy quickly flew the Tortuga HQ back to Los Angeles. As they reached there, Elise and and Chris quietly restrained the reluctant Dan to the main room to be beamed down to his apartment building! And that's exactly what happened.
As Dan was finally beamed down, the Tortuga hovered above. A door opened, on the side of the ship, Chris looked out sad at Dan.
"Chris, you can help me…." Dan looked up and said.
Chris did looked sad and walked back into the ship, as the Tortuga flew back to it's away to India.
With that, tears welled up in his eyes and Dan's sadness turned to frustration, and then, anger as he bellowed,
"AVIVA CORCOVADO!"
DAN VS.
AVIVA CORCOVADO
( Aviva saying "Fantastico!")