-Lol, I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki.
20 ways to piss off Kisame!
1. Dump a whole bottle of soy sauce on him.
2. When he asks why, just say in a bored voice, "I'm hungry and I want to eat sushi."
3. Lock Tobi in his room with him.
4. Feed Tobi a whole shitload of sugar before you throw him in there.
5. Be sure to nail the door shut so that he can't get out.
6. Hide a boom box in his room and have it play 'Jaws' and 'Blue' on a loop until the battery dies.
7. Nail a mauled fish to his door with a sticky note on it that says, "This could be you!"
8. Constantly follow him and narrate his life.
9. Ask him nonstop why he has gills.
10. If he says he doesn't know ask him if he was an incomplete evolution from a fish.
11. When he tries to attack you push him into a river.
12. When he demands to know why just say that you thought he could breathe underwater.
13. Hide in his room when he is out on an all day mission.
14. When he comes back and goes to bed stand over him n his ceiling so that you are staring right at his face.
15. Remain hovering ver his face until he wakes up.
16. When he asks you what the hell you are doing on his ceiling fall off on top of him.
17. When he chases you out of his room scream, "RAPIST! SUSHI-SAN IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!"
18. If he doesn't chase you out of his room do the same thing.
19. Make up a bunch of names for him such as sushi-san and fishy-kun
And if you've somehow managed to avoid death or mutilation until now…
20. Hide a bucket of chum in his room.