DISCLAIMER: I usually don't put up disclaimers, but I just feel like it, so shut up and enjoy. By the way: I NO OWNEY AKATSUKI, NARUTO & COMPANY, OR ANY OTHER BRAND NAMED ITEM IN THIS STORY...
Like I said, shut up and enjoy the oocness.
"Chapter One: Random Interruptions"
Two Naruto fangirls were quietly sitting in the upstairs of their house, when they randomly began to smell hair gel. They could hear crashing, swearing, and breaking glass.
"WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?" Hidan yelled, bursting into the purple room of two fangirls, Keiko and Teira, who were huddled around a shitty computer, reading Akatsuki fanfiction.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER?" Teira yelled at the furious Hidan.
"OI, BITCH SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! I WOULDN'T BE HERE IN THIS SHITHOLE IF ONE OF YOU BITCHES HADN'T STOLE MY FUCKING HAIR GEL!" He screeched in anger.
"OI, FAGGOT, SHUT YOUR FACE AND GET THE BLOODY FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, FREAK!" Teira yelled, her dark brown eyes flashing angrily, her brown hair tipped blonde, flipped over her shoulder in annoyance.
"NOT UNTIL I GET MY FUCKING HAIR GEL BACK!"
"Well then," Keiko said awkwardly. "Imma just, ahem, go outside..."
"I DON'T HAVE YOUR CHEAP ASS SHITTY FUCKING HAIR GEL!" Teira swore loudly, causing the neighbors to wake up and shout obsenities at them.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!" Hidan and Teira yelled at the same time. They then looked at each other and frowned.
"I SAID THAT!" They said simultaneously.
"QUIT MOCKING ME! FUCK YOU!" They shouted in unison.
They didn't even see Tobi sneak out of the closet, a conspicuous lump shaped suspiciously like a hair gel bottle hidden under his cloak.
However, to the girl sitting outside, laughing occasionally at the elevator music in her head, dancing quietly to the random saxophone solo it was quite obvious who had stolen the silver haired man's gel.
She had shoulder-blade length black hair, and light brown eyes that were always laughing.
When Keiko saw Tobi sneaking out of her house, a lump near his belly, she got suspicious and followed him to the Akatsuki's hideout.
She couldn't go in the front door, or else she would get caught, so she resorted to looking for open or unlocked windows. She finally found an open window, and crawled quietly inside.
The room was Mostly black, seeing as it was pitch black outside.
She heard a faint sound, the sound of cold water running from a showerhead, the tinkling of it hitting ceramic tiles.
Some one was taking a shower. Then the sound stopped, and she thought, 'Not any more... Better hide...'
She hid in the closet, peering through the crack in the door as a man around nineteen -her age- clad in just a thin towel, stepped in sight.
As she watched, utterly transfixed by his mysterious beauty, a droplet of water from his shaggy hair dropped down and slid down his chest, curving around his... 'Four, Six, EIGHT! HOLY SHIT! AN EIGHT PACK!' Eight pack, she stifled a gasp, because the sight made her utterly breathless. He shook his hair out, letting his complete sexiness show, and she was getting dizzy.
He closed the window and the curtains, snd went out of view and began to change.
'DAMNIT!' She swore in her head. 'It's a shame, but, Too bad.'
Soon the man change and left the room, and she stepped out into the hallway, where a confused, yet amused-looking shirtless mysterious sexy man stood, watching a fight between Hidan and Teira.
"WHAT THE FUCK! I SMELL MY HAIR GEL! WHERE IS IT? OI! BITCH! WHERE IS IT?" Hidan asked Teira, who was following shortly behind.
Keiko jumped into the nearest door, and soon found out that Kisame was in there, she decided that she didn't want to be in there, because the shark boy was cracking lame pick-up lines, in a sleazy attempt to get inside her neon orange shorts, and asking her to take her off her light blue colored halter top.
After that her sister, Teira, and Hidan had passed the door, headed for Tobi's room, where a strong scent of hair gel was coming from.
"Tobi! Drop the hair gel! I repeat, Drop the Hair gel!" She yelled. He had it caked on his head.
"Tobi wants to be just like Hidan!" He protested.
"HAND THAT FUCKING SHIT OVER BEFORE I BEAT THE PISS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING BRAIN!" Hidan Screamed at the cowering boy.
"You shouldn't wear hair gel. You look good with Bangs." Teira said.
"WHY SOULD I GIVE A FUCK?" He asked, though he was slightly blushing, and considering wearing his hair with bangs...
"Jeez. Don't need to yell at me."
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?"
"I FUCKING SAID THAT YOU FUCKING FUCK DIDN"T HAVE TO FUCKING YELL AT ME! FUCK!" She yelled right back at him.
Hidan sneered, but inside, he was grinning proudly. She was fucking perfect...
"Tobi is a bad boy!" He wailed.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, LOSER!" Teira yelled, throwing a feather duster at Hidan.
"OI BITCH, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!" He yelled, throwing a jug of yellow paint.
"FUCKING ASSHOLE!" She threw eyeliner.
"FUCKING TWAT!" Hidan threw a hamburger at the red-faced Teira.
"I. AM. NOT. A. TWAAAAAT!" She screamed, chunking a jumbo-sized ravioli can at the silver-haired man.
Suddenly, the two ceased to throw random items at each other, and began to seriously harcore make-out.
"ENOUGH!"
Pein and Konan came out of their room, to see what the commotion was about. Konan's make-up was smeared, and her lips slightly swollen, while Pein's hair was seriously fucked up- like Sasuke and Kakashi's baby fucked up- and his lips had lip gloss on them, and they sparkled and were shiny. (O.o)
Disturbingly shiny...
"Ahem..." Kakuzu coughed awkwardly.
"I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT!" Pein yelled, infuriated.
Konan nodded her dark blue head in agreement.
"It's the last argument I'm gonna hear from any of you."
Everyone looked at the normally reserved Leader.
Except for the two fan girls, who just blinked.
"THE AKATSUKI ARE ALL GOING TO CAMP FOR SUMMER!"
While Pein and Konan were chewing the men out, the two girls snuck out of the hideout, and walked back home. All of the lights were on.
As soon as they walked into the door, their dad, Shikaku, was sitting on the couch, a bottle of Sake in his hand. Their mom, Shikari, was behind the door. She looked at her two unruly daughters, and then to her other two children sitting quietly on the couch.
It was two o'clock in the morning.
"I'm tired of you two sneaking out in the middle of the night to party. We've agreed to send you three away to Camp Akatsuki. Your brother, Shikamaru, is going to Camp Hidden Leaf, but you three girls are going to a different camp. Akatsuki. It's for juvenile delinquents. It's in the middle of a forest, and you have no rules. You have to fend for yourself. No partying, no fun. Just survival."
'Oh, mother, how wrong you are...' Keiko thought to herself,. having heard all about it from one of her friends.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Teira yelled angrily.
"What did you just say, young lady?"
"I SAID WHAT-THE-FUCK. ARE YOU DEAF, BITCH?" She yelled, never being the one to be shy, but always the one to get in trouble.
"That's it. Pack up your bags. You're leaving tomorrow."
"What the fuck ever, you dumb ass twat!" She yelled, stealing Hidan's word.
'Good word, Hidan,' she thought, grinning while she marched up the stairs.
"But Moooooom? Why do I have to go? I didn't do anything wrong!" Rya yelled, her dark brown eyes pleading.
"Your father and I are going on vacation, and we can't leave you here alone."
"Mom, I'm eighteen."
"Did I ask? No? Okay. Now go pack and get some rest, We're leaving tomorrow at dawn."
With a grumble of "Soooo unfair" under her breath, she marched upstairs as well.
Shikamaru came in while they were getting their stuff ready.
Well, Rya was getting everyone's stuff ready, while the other two girls sat by the computer, finishing the fanfiction they were reading when Hidan so rudely interupted.
"Hey, girls, have you, uhhm, talked to... What's her face? Emo? I mean Ino?"
Teira snorted and said in a british accent, "Bloody fuck, do you fancy the bitch or what?"
"She's not a bitch... Psshht, No. What if I did?"
"Then I would tell you that she's going to camp Hidden Leaf with her bestie Sakura. Duuuhh!" Rya said in a peppy, somewhat preppy voice.
"Oh my Jeebus your fake voice is like so annoying." Teira said, and Rya just rolled her eyes as their brother left.
Rya then called her and her sisters' friends, Myoko and Ame, and told them to beg their parents to let them got to camp.
Keiko was in La-La Land, daydreaming about taking a hot steamy shower, with that mysterious, no, sexy, no yummy-
"OI! KEIKO!"
Teira yelled right in Keiko's face.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT TWAT?"
"Wow, it seems like everyone likes that word." Rya commented.
"Shut the fuck up, twat licker." Teira said.
"Shut the hell up, twat face." Keiko said at the same time as her seventeen year old sister.
They both grinned, and Keiko raised a palm, while Teira raised a fist, and right before their hands collided, they switched, so that Teira was holding up a palm, and Keiko a fist, and pounded it.
Rya rolled her eyes, and finished up packing. She packed light coloured, thin clothing.
Just as she was finished, and her sisters finished with the story they were reading, they went down stairs to eat breakfast. It was almost dawn...
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