"Ah, Brother Jerry, what culinary disasters have you unearthed on your travels this time?"
"You wound me, Brother Ben – here, try these stuffed pig's testicles – they'll remind you of oral sex, believe me."
"Frankly, I don't believe you, and here's why. Because every damn thing reminds you of oral sex, Brother Jerry! Every bloody soft cheese ever created reminds you of oral sex, every brand of Ben and Jerry's ice-cream does likewise. Anyway, your tonsure needs touching-up, call yourself a monk?"
"Say, Brother Ben, who's that cute nun over there."
"Jailbait – she calls herself Annie Blackburn."
"She like oral sex?"