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Title: Don't Mess with the Writer's Side of the Force
Author: Jedi Padawan Alanna
Summary: The title says it all!
Rating: PG-13
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Hmmmm..now where could that little Padawan be..*snaps her finger* Obi!
.........
You dare defy me? Get your butt out here now!!!!
..........
Ok then. I'll just have to blow up.hmmmmm..*consults her map of the galaxy* Ord Mantell looks good. gets out her laptop* 'A massive explosion...'
Obi: Wait!!! *walks in*
Where have you been?
Obi: Um...erm..
Well?
Obi: We've had enough.
Excuse me?
Obi: *grits his teeth* Master Qui-Gon and I are sick and tired of succumbing to your every whim! And whenever you write yourself into a fic, I'm your little puppy dog on a short leash!
*laughs slightly* So, you don't want to be in my fics anymore huh?
Obi: That's right.
Well, I'm sorry my little puppy dog, but I cannot allow that.
*Heero and Duo snicker*
Heero: You're in trouble now little Jedi.
Duo: *whispers* The kid's onto something.
Quatre: Don't get any ideas Duo. Our job is just to wait until she needs us.
Duo: What a job description.
Heero: Even I'm not that much of a baka to go against her. Not with the Writer's Side of the Force on her side.
Hush you three!
*the three falls silent*
Obi: See! You oppress us! You're crazy!
Oh, I'm crazy now? Well, what of Qui-Gon? He has said nothing..
Qui: I'm not in this. I'm no fool.
Obi: Master!
Qui: I am sorry, Padawan. But I will not go against the Writer's Side of the Force.
Obi: Cowards..YOU'RE ALL COWARDS!!!!!!
Obi Obi Obi.. Once again you question my authority..You must really like Master Yoda.
Obi: You threaten me with that all the time but you never actually do it! You're such a liar!
Oh really? *she snaps her fingers and Yoda appears on a bed with a leopard print thong*
Yoda: Hmmmmmm...Get lucky I will. Better than my gimmer stick it will be.
Obi: You..you wouldn't DARE!
Wouldn't I? *snaps her fingers and Obi poofs onto the bed butt nekkid* MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *disappears with a poof*
Obi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoda: Hmmmmmm..Young and strong he is. Have fun I will.
Obi: MASTER!!!! HELP!!!!!
*Heero looks over at Qui*
Heero: How are you going to get him out of this one?
Qui: I'm considering leaving it be.
Duo: That's kinda mean.
Quatre: Very unJedi like.
Qui: What do you suppose I do?
*Heero and Duo smirk and glance at Quatre*
Quatre: No..No you are NOT going to sacrifice me!
Qui: *places his hand on Quatre's shoulder* Think of it as a public service.
*Quatre attempts to get away but to no avail. Heero, Duo, & Qui strip him down, cover him with whipped cream and strawberries and tie him to a bed*
Quatre: Come on guys!!! This isn't fair!
Duo: No where on your gift certificate did it say life was going to be fair.
Quatre: But why me?!
Heero: She has a soft spot for you.
Quatre: She has a soft spot for Qui-Gon too!
Qui: You're younger.
Obi: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoda: Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!
Obi: NOOO! GET AWAY YOU LITTLE SITH TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qui: Listen to the poor boy Quatre!
Quatre: .....Alright!
Duo: Heero? Will you do the honors?
Heero: Right. *begins chanting over Quatre* Oh Master of the Writer's Side of the Force. We offer you this sacrifice for your forgiveness.
*appears with a poof* What sacrifice for what purpose?
Qui: We beg forgiveness on behalf of my young padawan, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
And this is the sacrifice?
Heero: Yes Master.
*smirks and dips her fingers in the whipped cream and licking them clean* OK. I guess I'll let him go. *snaps her fingers & Yoda and the bed disappear with a poof* There. Now care for your padawan, Qui-Gon.
Qui: *nods and takes Obi back to their rooms*
Now, normally I'd enjoy this...sacrifice *licks her lips* thoroughly, but I haven't the time. I need to go in search of the characters form the Tamora Perice novels. I got one hell of a plot bunny for a SW/Tamora Peirce crossover. And I still have to work on the Alanna Jinn saga so I'll be busy. Stay out of trouble. *poofs out*
Heero: It'd be a shame for all these strawberries and whipped cream to go to waste.
Duo: Yes it would.. *eeeeevil smirk*
Quatre: I'll call Trowa..
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Mwuhahahahahahahaha!!!
Just a bit of insanity shining through!
Title: Don't Mess with the Writer's Side of the Force
Author: Jedi Padawan Alanna
Summary: The title says it all!
Rating: PG-13
*************
Hmmmm..now where could that little Padawan be..*snaps her finger* Obi!
.........
You dare defy me? Get your butt out here now!!!!
..........
Ok then. I'll just have to blow up.hmmmmm..*consults her map of the galaxy* Ord Mantell looks good. gets out her laptop* 'A massive explosion...'
Obi: Wait!!! *walks in*
Where have you been?
Obi: Um...erm..
Well?
Obi: We've had enough.
Excuse me?
Obi: *grits his teeth* Master Qui-Gon and I are sick and tired of succumbing to your every whim! And whenever you write yourself into a fic, I'm your little puppy dog on a short leash!
*laughs slightly* So, you don't want to be in my fics anymore huh?
Obi: That's right.
Well, I'm sorry my little puppy dog, but I cannot allow that.
*Heero and Duo snicker*
Heero: You're in trouble now little Jedi.
Duo: *whispers* The kid's onto something.
Quatre: Don't get any ideas Duo. Our job is just to wait until she needs us.
Duo: What a job description.
Heero: Even I'm not that much of a baka to go against her. Not with the Writer's Side of the Force on her side.
Hush you three!
*the three falls silent*
Obi: See! You oppress us! You're crazy!
Oh, I'm crazy now? Well, what of Qui-Gon? He has said nothing..
Qui: I'm not in this. I'm no fool.
Obi: Master!
Qui: I am sorry, Padawan. But I will not go against the Writer's Side of the Force.
Obi: Cowards..YOU'RE ALL COWARDS!!!!!!
Obi Obi Obi.. Once again you question my authority..You must really like Master Yoda.
Obi: You threaten me with that all the time but you never actually do it! You're such a liar!
Oh really? *she snaps her fingers and Yoda appears on a bed with a leopard print thong*
Yoda: Hmmmmmm...Get lucky I will. Better than my gimmer stick it will be.
Obi: You..you wouldn't DARE!
Wouldn't I? *snaps her fingers and Obi poofs onto the bed butt nekkid* MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *disappears with a poof*
Obi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoda: Hmmmmmm..Young and strong he is. Have fun I will.
Obi: MASTER!!!! HELP!!!!!
*Heero looks over at Qui*
Heero: How are you going to get him out of this one?
Qui: I'm considering leaving it be.
Duo: That's kinda mean.
Quatre: Very unJedi like.
Qui: What do you suppose I do?
*Heero and Duo smirk and glance at Quatre*
Quatre: No..No you are NOT going to sacrifice me!
Qui: *places his hand on Quatre's shoulder* Think of it as a public service.
*Quatre attempts to get away but to no avail. Heero, Duo, & Qui strip him down, cover him with whipped cream and strawberries and tie him to a bed*
Quatre: Come on guys!!! This isn't fair!
Duo: No where on your gift certificate did it say life was going to be fair.
Quatre: But why me?!
Heero: She has a soft spot for you.
Quatre: She has a soft spot for Qui-Gon too!
Qui: You're younger.
Obi: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoda: Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!
Obi: NOOO! GET AWAY YOU LITTLE SITH TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qui: Listen to the poor boy Quatre!
Quatre: .....Alright!
Duo: Heero? Will you do the honors?
Heero: Right. *begins chanting over Quatre* Oh Master of the Writer's Side of the Force. We offer you this sacrifice for your forgiveness.
*appears with a poof* What sacrifice for what purpose?
Qui: We beg forgiveness on behalf of my young padawan, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
And this is the sacrifice?
Heero: Yes Master.
*smirks and dips her fingers in the whipped cream and licking them clean* OK. I guess I'll let him go. *snaps her fingers & Yoda and the bed disappear with a poof* There. Now care for your padawan, Qui-Gon.
Qui: *nods and takes Obi back to their rooms*
Now, normally I'd enjoy this...sacrifice *licks her lips* thoroughly, but I haven't the time. I need to go in search of the characters form the Tamora Perice novels. I got one hell of a plot bunny for a SW/Tamora Peirce crossover. And I still have to work on the Alanna Jinn saga so I'll be busy. Stay out of trouble. *poofs out*
Heero: It'd be a shame for all these strawberries and whipped cream to go to waste.
Duo: Yes it would.. *eeeeevil smirk*
Quatre: I'll call Trowa..
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Mwuhahahahahahahaha!!!
Just a bit of insanity shining through!