GAZ:Zim...
ZIM:Gaz!
GAZ:Where are you?
ZIM:I ...don't know.
DIB:OH, I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS ZIM!
TAK:...
GAZ:*touches dib's arm* Zim! Is this you?
DIB:AH! Zim get off me! *punches gaz in the ear*
GAZ:Wha...DIB!YOU WILL DIE!
DIB:Oh crap...
ZIM:Gaz!Calm 's okay...*grin*...I'm here. *mistakes dib for gaz* *kisses dib passionately*
DIB: (muffled sceaming) AUGHGLEEAHBLEARGHH!TALLAGELBLOOP!GEHATAWRMEAH!
ZIM:Huh...what?...DIB! OHGAWD!AW SICK! Oh-OH-OH I THINK I'M GONNA- *gags*
GAZ:..Zim?
DIB:AIEEE!*shrieks*
TAK:Oh god...
ZIM:UUGH!
DIB:Tak, please tell me you just kissed me..
TAK:Huh?
GAZ:Dib, if you don't stop I will hit you.
ZIM:Sick!
DIB:AUGH!*gags*
TAK:Where are you Zim?
DIB:Oh...GOD!WAARGH!*gags* *retches*
GAZ:OOOH!DIB!YOUR'E JUST ASKING FOR IT NOW! *approaches tak*
DIB:Nooo...
GAZ:*kicks zim*
ZIM:Dib!Ow! *slaps gaz*
GAZ:Now your'e messing with Zim too?OH YOUV'E GONE TOO FAR!
ZIM:Lets get him!
GAZ:YEAH! *zim and gaz fight each other, assuming the other is dib*
Gaz:Yeah! *punches Zim*
Zim:*slaps Gaz*OW!Dib!
Dib:You...kissed me!...*gags*retches*
Tak:*sigh*...
Gaz:What are you talking about?*gets kicked by zim*Get him Zim!
Dib:I didn't *throws up* know what you're talking about.
Zim:*kicks Gaz in arm*Got him Gaz!
Gaz:...oawh...
Zim:Gaz?
Tak:What is this wetness on my shirt...it's gooey...and warm...chunks...*GASP* HE PUKED ON ME!
Gaz:Hahahahaha-OAW!Oh...*gets kicked by Zim in stomach*
Tak:Shutup Gaz!
Zim:Ow!DIB...
Gaz:My brother blew chunks on Tak...heh heh...And Tak, you don't tell me what to do!
Zim:*pauses*
Tak:*Gets mad at Gaz*Oh yeah?*accidentally slaps Dib instead of Gaz*
Dib:Ow!
Gaz:Get him Zim!
Tak:Yeah right!Wait..what?
Zim:Ooh Catfight!
Dib:You...KISSED ME!*falls*
Gaz:Oh Tak!*dib falls on Gaz* *gasp* You don't kick me or I'll, I'LL...AUGGHH!*kicks dib really hard in the head*
Dib:AOH!...
Tak:I don't know what your talking about!
Gaz:Oh really?THEN I BET IT WOULDN'T HURT IF I DID...THIS!*kicks dib over*
Zim:(OH I SOOO WISH I COULD SEE RIGHT NOW)
Tak:...Do what?
Gaz:...What?...Then who's this?*looks around* *feels embarrassed*
Dib:Gaz...I don't feel so good...
Tak:...
Zim: Is the catfight over?*gets sad*
Gaz:WHO THE HECK IS THIS?
Dib:I feel sick...
Tak:Oh god!Not AGAIN!
Zim:Aww...
Gaz:Who IS THIS?...Oh...Ahahaha!*facepalm*..Dib!I'm such an idiot...
Tak:I really hate this...
Zim:What's going on?
Dib:I feel really really sick.. .
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