Ichigo and Renji with Zanpakto's
Renji's POV
"Renjiiiiii, Orihime is dead in our house!" Scream Ichigo, even though I
was right next to him. Well I tried to play dumb "Oh, hey, when did she get
here?" I smiled in a clueless way, but Ichigo just scowled at me. "Explain
what happened, Renji!" I looked confused "I'm not sure what your
referring too, Ichigo?" Ichigo looked mad "Orihime. Dead. On the floor
right next to you!" I smiled "Oh, yeah, I have no idea what happened" I
smiled a really dumb smile "Okay, Renji, explain to me what happened,
right before I got home." Now I was caught "Okay, so I was in the next
Room"
"Okay"
"Making a sandwich"
"Alright"
"So than she came in looking for you"
"Okay"
"So I walked up to her"
"Uh-huh"
"Hit her four-hundred times with my Zanpakto"
Ichigo growled at me "Renji that kills people!" I pretending to look shock
"Oh, it-it does I didn't know that!" He still glared at me "Renji, how could
you not know that" I smiled "You know what I truly, suck" Ichigo look
suspicious again "What happened to her hair" I looked confused "He hair?"
Ichigo shouted "Yes her hair, you know that stuff on here head!" Time to
come clean "Well I kind of cut it off, and ate it" Ichigo looked disgusted
"Renjiiiiiiiii!" I looked insulted "my stomach was making the rumblies, that
only hair could satisfy" Ichigo looked like he was about to vomit "What is
wrong with you, Reji" "Well I kill people and eat hair that's two thing"
A/N: Based on Llamas with Hats, I do not own it