This is an unfortunate tale of a girl with writer's block.
She listened to classical music. It didn't help.
She listened to heavy metal. That didn't help, either.
She slapped herself.
Hit her head against the wall.
Tried to find the remote control.
And did other terrible things.
But none of it worked!
NONE OF IT!
So she tried to Google it.
Then she discovered that her internet connection was down.
"You know what? Screw this."
And held up her middle finger.
What kind of story was she trying to write, you ask?
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A lemon.