EEP! My first ficcy here! So excited!

The Onirei does not own Gundam Seed. I own several videos, though, and my Athrun wallpaper. Kinda.

Shonen-ai alertness! OMG, LIKE, ATHRUN/KIRA!

"OH MY GOD! Athrun, the straw BENDS!"

Athrun twitched.

"No, seriously! You'll never believe it! This little coily thing at the top bends!"

"Kira, be quiet! Some of us are trying to study for exams here!"

Kira giggled, bending the straw backwards, thinking of other things that bent that easily….Dropping the straw into the pile of empty Pixie Stix wrappers on the floor, he picked up a new one.

"They're best when they're new," he commented. "Then they make a CRUNCH when you bend them!"

Something bothered Athrun about that….

"Hey Athrun, do you think if I shoved this straw in my ear it would come out the other one?"

"I wouldn't doubt it," Athrun mumbled, staring into his textbook. Kira could be such a bother when he was hyper.

Kira, oblivious to what Athrun meant by that, decided that sticking a straw in his ear would probably hurt.

CRUNCH

"Aw, now we're out of straws," Kira pouted. He shuffled over to the TV and switched it on. "Hey look! Sailor Moon!"

Call my name and I'll be there

There's nothing like the laughter that we share

whenever you need someone

or a shoulder to lean on

Call my name and I'll be there

And when life's going your way

Just like a breeze

It's a kite flying kind of day

Above the trees

Together we'll be making memories

Athrun snapped the textbook shut and stalked into the next room, trying to his best to ignore Kira's singing. "Dammit, can't he just be quiet for a while?"

Even most Coordinators weren't natural geniuses like Kira.

………

Kira got off from the top of the ceiling fan once the show ended. He was really worried, about Sailor Moon this time, but as usual she pulled through.

"She's my hero!"

Glub, glub….

Kira…why are you wearing a tutu?"

"Athrun! Wake up!"

Kira un-stuck Athrun's face from his textbook. "AAaaathrun…….?"

Athrun continued sleeping.

Kira sweatdropped. "OH MY GOD! ATHRUN! CAGALI AND LACUS ELOPED AND NOW THEY'RE MAKING OUT IN THE COFFEEPOT!"

Athrun jumped up. "What the CRAP?"

…….

"I'm sorry Athrun!"

"It's not funny." Athrun moped in the corner.

Kira huffed. Now that the sugar had worn off, he was having withdrawals and wasn't very happy. And he was hungry, too.

"Athrun…you look yummy…."

"Not gonna work, Kira. I have to study, remember?"

"Well, not anymore. Your book's covered in drool." Kira held up the sopping wet book.

"ARGHHH!" Athrun moaned.

"Athrun…are you ok?"

Athrun stayed silent.

"Ummm…"

"TO HELL WITH IT! I'M GETTING DRUNK!"

Kira sweatdropped.

"Uhnn.." Athrun sat up groggily, removing his head from the pillow. Kira slept next to him, looking absolutely angelic.

Not only was he smart, he could handle liquor too. Funny how he got so high on sugar…

Something cracked underneath Athrun. He felt around for a moment and pulled out a straw.

"Okay, I don't even WANT to know."

Kira stirred, opening his eyes.

"I'm still mad at you, you know."

"Eh?"

"You have to let me have study time! I'm not a natural-born genius!"

Kira grinned. "Hey, YOU bought the Pixie Stix."

Athrun knotted up him face.

"Besides, you still love me, right Athrun?"

"….yeah."

"'Yeah' what?"

"Yes I do!"

"Yes you do what?"

"I LOVE YOU!"

Kira nodded. "Yup. Just like Cagali loves Lacus."

Athrun hit him in the face with the pillow.

--Owari

I AM SOOOOO HYPER AT THE MOMENT. But I hope it's okay. At the moment I'm working at a slightly dirtier Albel/Fayt fic, but then I saw a straw…and a coffeepot! And I was inspired!

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