Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of Transformers: Armada or the Twilight series.
Summary: Armada: Hot Shot learns to never ask Alexis what she's reading...
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A/N: Humor fic's are rare from me. I can be funny, I just don't express it in my writing... But, I feel like being kind of funny now.
Spoilers for New Moon! As a note... I've finished New Moon, and I'm on Eclipse... so I know what happens and why Edward does what he does.
As a bonus, you get one more fic from me today, although the other one, "Fast Cars", isn't a crossover.
This is only a oneshot. It's too weird to make it into a chaptered story, anyway...
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That Jerk!
"That jerk!" Alexis glared at the book she was reading, wiping tears from her eyes. "How could he do that to her? Poor Bella!"
Rad, who was the closest to her, sighed heavily. Not this again...
"Who's the jerk?" Hot Shot questioned, looking curiously down at Alexis.
"No!" Rad protested. "Don't ask her!"
But it was too late. Alexis, furious at the characters of the book she was reading, switched her glare to Rad.
"Edward Cullen is such a jerk! He just left Bella there... all alone! In the forest, of all places! What if some animal comes and attacks her?" Alexis demanded, glaring hatefully at her coppy of New Moon. She loved Edward Cullen, she really did, but leaving Bella? What was wrong with him?
"Who's Edward Cullen? And Bella?" Hot Shot asked.
Rad moaned. Now Alexis was going to go on and on about some vampire! Edward Cullen wasn't even that cute! Well, this coming from a boy, didn't really matter to Alexis.
"Edward Cullen is one of the hottest vampires in the universe!" Alexis proclaimed, holding out her New Moon book with a grin.
"Okay..." Hot Shot muttered. "But, I thought that vampires didn't exist?"
"They don't!" Rad exclaimed. "Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are characters in some stupid girlly book!"
"The Twilight series is not stupid!" Alexis snapped, and Hot Shot wished he hadn't asked.
"So, Edward Cullen is... a made up character?" He asked.
Rad nodded.
"Then, how come you like him so much, Alexis?" he wondered out loud.
"Because!" Alexis exclaimed. "Everyone who reads Twilight likes him!"
Hot Shot looked to rad for help.
"I didn't read it," Rad told the Autobot. "I only heard every girl in school talking about it... nonstop!" He added as an afterthought.
Hot Shot sighed. He wished he hadn't asked...
"Boy's don't like the book because it's a romance... But, there's adventure in it, too!" Alexis explained.
"I wouldn't read it if my life depended on it," Rad muttered. Unfortunately for Rad, Alexis heard him.
"Oh, you won't?" She asked, smiling in a way that made Rad very uncomfortable.
"yeah, I won't," He defended himself.
"Yes, you will!" Alexis said angrily. "Don't you want to know what all of the girls are talking about?"
"No, not really."
Alexis sighed. "Do you want to read it, Hot shot?"
"Um, Well... See, the books just a bit too small... so I can't read it." Hot Shot said, happy that the book was too small for him to read.
"I could fix that!" Alexis told him. "I can scan it onto my laptop."
"No!" Hot Shot said quickly. "You don't have to do that, really! I don't have to read it! I don't... have enough time to!"
Alexis sighed again. Who could she get to read the book?