EDWARD ELRIC vs. INUYASHA

Ed walked through the forest wondering where the heck he was, all he did was fall through a well at an old shrine and now he was here with nobody by his side but the beautiful yet deadly witch Naomi Temeir.

"Hey Naomi, where the heck are we?" Ed asked as he looked around. "How the heck should I know, if it wasn't for you grabbing the collar of my shirt right as you fell in the well, I wouldn't be here," Naomi screamed placing a finger on Ed's chest as she screamed at him. "Geez woman, you don't haft to get all huffy," Ed yelled back, "Well excuse me Mr. Big shot," Naomi screamed.

This went on for about five to ten minutes until Ed tumbled to the ground trembling," You, Edward are the one that got us into this mess, if you hadn't chased that girl into the shrine then she wouldn't have pushed you in and maybe you would've gotten the philosopher's stone around her neck there were about three in there as I could tell so you don't nag on me as how I didn't do anything but it was all your fault peewee," Naomi screamed.

"What did you just call me?" Ed asked as he slowly stood. "PEEWEE, PEEWEE, PEEWEE," Naomi sing-songed. "I am not a peewee you witch!" "I'm not a witch you pint sized midget!"

"WITCH!"

"MICRO PEEWEE"

"WENCH"

"SMALLFRY"

"What the heck is going on here," came a female voice from behind the two teenagers. "Who are you and what are you doing in the feudal era!" came a male voice.

The two turned around to see a girl about 16 with black hair down to her mid back and blue eyes her body was slim and fit and he face was sculpted perfectly, the other person was a boy about 17 or 16 (?) who had a gruff but handsome face, he had long white hair and ears at the top of his head, he wore a bright red kimono and a sward was at his side.

The girl and the boy looked at them strangely and shook their heads, "Not more people from the future," The boy said.

"What?" Ed asked confused. "You don't have any of those vacuum cleaners with you, do you?" the girl asked a slight trembling in her voice (Inside joke if anyone has read my fanfic you'll get it). Ed and Naomi looked at each other with confusion, "WHAT?" they both asked.

"Never mind that Kearah, let's just kill them now,'' The boy said. "INUYASHA," the girl said angrily. "UH OH," the boy said. "SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!"

Ed and Naomi trembled at the girl's command because the boy slammed to the ground every time the girl said sit. "Um, I think we'll just be leaving,'' Naomi said as she and Ed ran away. "Wait get back here,'' the boy said getting up but the girl was already there," Sit Inuyasha." The boy plummeted to the ground as the girl ran past the faced down boy.

"You think we lost them Naomi," Ed asked the girl running beside him," You numbskull it's all your fault we're here thanks," Naomi screamed. "You're welcome witch!"

The boy and girl were running through the forest when suddenly they heard something like metal hitting somebody's skull, and it sounded like it hurt… A lot (heheheheh…. hahahahaha).

Naomi ran, she was grouting and her teeth were gritted, her automail made into a fist ,Ed ran as well but he rubbed his head tears fell from his eyes.

Suddenly, the boy with dog ears jumped out from the trees and glared at Ed and Naomi, "You ain't getting away that easy."

"OH CRAP!" Naomi screamed as she stopped running. Ed on the other hand charged at the boy and transmuted his automail into a dagger thingy… (HE HE).

He charged but the boy grabbed Ed's forehead and let him try to attack him as Ed swung is automail. "I will defeat you with my alchemic power, and with my trusty sidekick Witchcraft!" Ed yelled…

(Cricket* Cricket*)

"You're on your own with this one bub," Naomi turned and started to walk away.

"But, but, Naomi we're a team," Ed wined as the boy with dog ears held him up by the feet. Naomi stopped at turned to look at him,"Since when are we a team?" Naomi asked,"Since now," Ed smiled and made puppy dog eyes. Naomi looked at him for a second then turned around waving over her shoulder," Good luck with this one alchemy freak, oh and guys go really hard on him."

"Thanks a lot witch," Ed yelled. Naomi turned and picked up a rock, she chucked it at Ed and it hit the upside down boy on the forehead. "OW!" Ed screamed but when he began to yell at her she was gone.

Ed looked up at the boy with Dog ears and the boy smiled an evil grin. Ed's eyes widened at the boy,"Mama."