An Alvin and the chipmunk's story.

Chapter one: Refusal

Simon's prov-

"But Daaaave." Whined Alvin. "Do we have too?"

"Yes you do Alvin," Dave said sternly to my older brother. "You all are going to school."

"Yay! School!" cheered Theodore, the youngest of us. He jumped up and down clapping his hands while smiling. "…wait, what's a school?"

"A horrible, tormenting, screaming, pothole to the underworld! There's nothing to do all day and these people called teachers will posses your minds and make you do whatever they say! And if you don't, they send you to….Detention." Alvin said dramatically. I rolled my eyes and turned the page of the book I was reading.

Theodore whimpered and clung closely to Dave. "It sounds scary! I don't want to go to school!"

"Alvin, stop scaring your brother." Dave said as he soothed Theo's hair. "Ther'es nothing wrong with learning alittle more. You guys need to learn to be like normal kids."

"But were not normal kids Dave, were ROCKSTARS!" He complained striking a pose. "You know, as in…" He started to sing one of his favorite songs. He stopped suddenly after the first verse and looked at me with a wide grin."Don't you have anything to say about this Simon?"

I looked up from the book I was reading and pushed my glasses up on my nose. "I for one am kind of looking forward to expanding my knowledge slightly farther."

Alvin looked away rolling his eyes. "Ugh! You are just such a…." He looked away muttering.

"What was that?"

"Oh, nothing." Alvin sang with a smirk.

"Oh, it was something all right." I said putting down my book and standing. I took a step closer so that we were face to face. Fighting was so unprofessional, but I was willing to make an exception for Alvin. He was such a whiny brat, even though I was slightly younger than him, I appeared to be older. I was much more smart and mature than he was anyway.

"And what if it was?" He retorted, bringing his face closer to mine. "What would you do about it?"

"Then it's settled, you boys will head off to school first thing Monday morning." Dave said, obviously trying to stop yet another argument before it started.

"But…w-what about the pothole to the underworld...or...d-detention?" Theodore said, now close to tears.

"There is no pothole to the underworld Theodore. Alvin is just kidding around. Right Alvin?"

Alvin folded his arms, still glaring at me. "No I wasn't. Don't let him fool you Theo, school is bad news"

"Only for Alvin" I said glancing at Theodore once and then back to Alvin. "He'll be the only one of us in Detention trust me."

"Shut up Simon!" Alvin yelled.

"Make me!" I retorted.

"With pleasure."

"Oh, not again" I heard Theodore say.

Alvin got closer to me with a look of rage in his eyes. "I want to do such bad things to you"

I adverted my eyes feeling my cheeks go pink as I put a hand on Alvin's chest pushing him away gently. "That's alil to close for me, and for the record, the feeling aint one sided"

Alvin immediately turned away with a red face and went silent.

"Anyway" Dave went on. "We'll go school shopping tomorrow."

Alvin frowned. "Forget it. I aint going!"

"Alvin, go get ready for bed, and also help Theodore get ready for bed."

"I refuse! Make Simon do it! And I'm NOT going to that pothole of a school"

"Alvin" Said Dave sternly. "No more backtalk, go. Now!"

"This school business is bad news Dave don't make me do it!"

"Alvin that's enough!"

"What about eating whenever we want?"

"Alvin."

"Or...or waking up so early?"

"Alvin" Said Dave sounding slightly annoyed.

"Or…or…or…the zombie teachers that'll make you super smart and then eat your brain!"

"ALVIN!" Exclaimed Dave as Theodore began to whimper again.

"I hope they go for Simon first!"

"ALLLVIIIN!"

Authors note: he-he, this is my first fanfic and I hope you like it. Ill update when I get…oh at least 10 rewievs. Please no flames and I'm open for suggestions.