I do not own Alice in the country of hearts, clover, joker, or diamonds. All of the books, games,etc are owned by QuinRose (I wish I had a creative mind). So please enjoy.
Side note: This is the country of hearts first then I will transfer to the other countries later in the chapters.
The crew of Alice in the country of hearts find themselves in an odd room.
Boris: What the hell is going on?
Alice: Are we in an interview room?
Bloody twins: HAVE WE BEEN KIDNAPPED?
Gowland: why don't we calm down and find out?
Blood: Alright Mary I will take the lead and you follow behind
Gowland: WHAT YOU SAY HATTER, YOU ASSHOLE.
Gowland's violin turns into a gun ready to shoot blood's head off. Elliot and the twins get their weapons out to attack. Boris got Gowland's back (since he likes fighting, it makes sense). Pierce hides behind his chair. Vivaldi looks bored and starts drinking her tea. Peter is trying to hold Alice thinking she is scared (Result in Alice's falcon punch to the face). It was hell breaking loose until they heard someone cough. Everyone turned around and saw a girl sitting there grinning at them.
The girl: Hi, the name is Yama. I am the one that brought all of you here.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Peter: Yama, was it?
Yama nods her head
Peter: may I ask why you brought us here before I kill you
Yama just smirked. She was not scared of peter white or any of the role holders
Yama: I brought you here to discuss the shippings your fans have put you in.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Dee & Dum: Boss what is a shipping?
Blood gulps, not wanting to answer. But Yama being herself decided to explain. The twins faces paled when the heard the explanation. Which actually surprised Yama because she (and everyone who is sane) knows the Bloody Twins are not innocent for shit.
Yama thinks: I guess they do have one tiny, little, itty bitty, bit of innocence after all
Elliot: Are you insane, do you know I was going to enjoy some carrot cake? I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Yama turns and looks at Elliot. Elliot gets out his gun to shoot Yama in the face but then Yama all of a sudden chops the gun in half. Everyone stares on the floor to look at the decapitated gun. None of them could match the horrified face Elliot was giving.
Yama: are you gonna cooperate now?
Alice: Listen guys let's just gets this over with okay? Yama you can start.
Yama: Actually we're out of time, so come back tomorrow
Everyone: YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Thank you all for reading, don't worry I promise I'm starting the shipping in the next chapter. Let me know what country of hearts ships you want to see, I might surprise you in each chapter. And for now I will not add Nightmare until I get to Clover. Sayonara.