Losing My Sanity
By: Ebony Winged Angel
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Summery: Seto Kaiba, the arrogant CEO of Kaiba Corp. When running his company trying to become number one duelist all seem to be too much Seto just snaps, and goes insane! Now it's up to Mokuba to try and come up with a way to reverse what has happened.
"Mr. Kaiba can please sign here?"
"Mr. Kaiba, can I have raise?"
"Mr. Kaiba, there a man here claiming you own him ten thousand dollars in poptarts?"
"Mr. Kaiba please I beg you I need a raise, you see my daughter really..."
"Wear's my POPTARTS?!
"Mr. Kaiba my computer froze!"
"Mr. Kaiba!"
I can handle this. Seto reminded himself. There had to have been at least ten people in his office all asking questing or asking for signatures, raises and poptats. Poptarts!? What the hell is that all about?!
"Mr. Kaiba, your brother is on line three."
"Mr. Kaiba I need you to please sign here."
I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. Seto mentally chanted.
"Mr. Kaiba..."
"Mr. Kaiba..."
"Mr. Kaiba..."
I can't do this! Suddenly a spark seemed to go off in Seto brain. He no longer felt like working, instead he felt like....like...like dancing. Seto slowly stood up and bang his fists on his desk. Everyone at once stopped talking; they stared transfixed as Seto cleared his desk by throwing everything on floor. The CEO climbed on to his desk and just starting dancing to some unknown music.
"You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen,
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine. You can dance; you can jive, having the time of your life. See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen." Seto sang, very off key, at the top of his lungs.
All the coworkers backed away slowly to the door as they watched Seto Kaiba sing and dance on his desk.
"I'd better call Mr. Kaiba's brother." Seto's sectary whispered.
"To hell with that! I am getting out of here." A worker hollered.
"It burns! I can feel my eyes melting out of the sockets!" Another screamed.
The employees scrambled quickly out of Seto office. Seto stopped sing and dancing when he realized his 'audience' had left.
"Meh" was all Seto said as he walked over to the window of his office. "Woa! There are cars out there!" Seto pushed his face against the window to get a better look, and soon spotted an ice cream truck. "Oh, my GOD Mister Frosty!" and with Seto made a mad dash out of his office. Workers clogged the building but they weren't going to stop Seto. "Out of My WAY" Seto hollered as pushed over a woman holding a large stack of papers. "Mister Frosty wait! Seto's coming!"
Seto ran over to the elevator and pushed the down button rapidly. "Come on! Come on! Mister Frosty is going to leave without Seto!" Finally the elevator door opened and Seto dashed in like a mad man.
"Mr. Kaiba can please hold elevator?" a random employee said. "Oh, all right, but if Mister Frosty is gone by the time I get there I'll kill you." Seto said dead seriously. "Um...ok" the young man said as he got on elevator. Both the employee and Seto stood in silence for a moment until Seto started dancing to the elevator music. The employee looked at Seto in utter horror. "Dear God, why me?!" the employee started rapidly push the buttons of the elevator. "Let me out here, please!"
As if the man plead had been answered, the elevator came to a stop. The man dashed out in a blink of an eye.
"Meh" Seto replied as he ran out of Kaiba Corp. Once Seto got out side he looked all round to see were Mister Frosty was, but the ice cream truck was know were to be found.
"NOOOOO!!" Seto scream as he fell to the ground. "Why, Mister Frosty, WHY!? How could you leave me like at, you and all you sweet ice cream goodness?! Why?!" Seto sobbed. "Mister sob Frosty sniff WHY!?"
"Mommy, why is that man crying?" a little girl asked, while staring at Seto. "Don't stare at the crazy man, honey." The little girl's mom said as she tugged her daughter away.
[ Meanwhile at the Kaiba Manson]
"He WHAT!?" Mokuba screamed in to the receiver of the phone. "I'll be right over." Mokuba said as he hung up the phone and dashed out the door. To be continued...
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- Ebony Winged Angel