Disclaimer~ I DON'T OWN DRAGON BALL Z! I HAVE NO MONEY. DON'T SUE ME!

AN~ this is based off the song ''the 12 Pains Of Christmas" look it up it's pretty funneh!

12 pains of Christmas DBZ Style

1- Finding a Christmas tree.

Chichi screamed at Goku for the millionth time. "I'm telling you Goku, that tree will not fit in our living room, it's 7'ft tall." Goku looked crest fallen and gave his wife the ole puppy eyes. Her eye twitching Chichi stormed back into the house. "Fine! Do whatever you like! Don't expect to be eating dinner tonight." Alarmed Goku ran after Chichi to beg for forgiveness.

2- Rigging up the lights

"Goku! Kame-ha-me-ha is not to be used to light the Christmas lights outside the house!"

3- Hangovers

Master Roshi groaned as he stared at the empty bottle of eggnog. Never again would he sit up all night and watch re-runs of Sailor Moon and drink eggnog at the same time.

4- Sending Christmas cards

Vegeta tossed a handful of Christmas cards into the fire. "Woman, like hell I'm sending all these to your friends."

Bulma glared at him from her spot on the couch. "They're your friends too you know!"

Vegeta just raised his eyebrow and blasted the fire place with a ball of energy. "Well looks like my 'friends', as you like to call them, aren't getting any holiday greetings from me this year."

5- FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS

"YOU SPENT HOW MUCH ON THAT CAR?" Krillin yelled at 18.

6- Facing my in-laws

Videl whimpered as she stared at the kitchen full of Saiyans. How the hell was she supposed to feed them all?

7- Charities

Bulma opened the front door again. "Go away! I already gave money to the last charity that was here!"

Yamcha stared at Bulma confused. "But I'm not with any charities."

"Yamcha," Bulma said annoyed "You are a charity case." Then she slammed the door in his face and went back to her room to finish what she started with Vegeta.

8- Buy me something

"I want a racing car, a helicopter, a fire truck, and a Wii." Trunks told his dad expectantly.

Vegeta looked up from his mountain of food "No. Way. In. Hell."

Trunks turned to his mom. "Mom?"

Distractedly Bulma nodded while she worked on her new project for work. "Yeah, yeah, whatever you want kiddo."

Trunks smiled triumphantly. That was almost too easy.

9- Finding parking spaces

Piccolo stood in the middle of the mall parking lot and looked around. "Thank God I can fly"

10- Batteries not included?

"Why the hell isn't the remote working!" Master Roshi screamed trying to change the channel to the Christmas aerobics special. Not noticing that Turtle had stolen the batteries to use on his new electronic water bed.

11- Stale TV specials

"Woman, I am not watching Rudolph again. We watched it last night and that was one too many!" bellowed Vegeta.

12- Singing Christmas carols

Chichi stood in front of Vegeta and Bulma's house and watched as Vegeta attempted to kill Goku singing Frosty the Snowman in front of his house for the past two hours.

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