I don't own Sly Cooper, Carmelita Fox, Neyla, or Clockwerk. They all belong to Sucker Punch Productions.
I own the kitten named Kit, she is my Sly Cooper Character, and my little sister owns Baily, the duckling.
Kittasaymew: ~Kitten Girl~ Salutations, fellow FanFicters! My name is Kittasaymew, but call me Kit.
Baily: ~Duckling Girl~ Hi! My name is Baily!
Kit: Welcome to The Chat!
Baily: This is a show where you, the reviwers, send in dares, questions, and other things and we force Sly Cooper, Carmelita Fox, Neyla, and Clockwerk to do them!
Kit: I am your host, and my litttle sister Baily is my co-host.
Baily: Honorable co-host!
Kit: No comments from the peanut gallery!
Baily: There's a gallery of peanuts? Where?
Kit: I'm related to an idiot. :(
Baily: :D I love annoying her.
Kit: Shut up or I'll eat you.
Baily:...
Kit: Good duck-thing. I'm not sure what you are.
Baily: I'm a duckling, damnit!
Kit: This family FanFict! No cussing! ~Gets flyswatter and hits Baily with it~
Baily: Ow!
Kit: XD Okay, let's welcome Sly, Carmelita, Neyla, and Clockwerk!
~Sly, Carmelita, Neyla, and Clockwerk enter room~
Sly: What the he-
Kit: ~Slaps him with her flyswatter~
Sly: OW!
Kit: :D
Baily: We're here to suck all the joy out of your soul!
Kit: Yup. Except for Neyla.
Baily: Except for Carmelita!
Kit: Neyla!
Baily: Carmelita!
Kit: Neyla!
Baily: Carmelita!
Everybody Else:...
Kit: Um, Hi. We're sorry. We're sisters, and we argue alot.
Everybody Else: Oh.
Clockwerk: Why are we here mortals?
Kit: Ya know those Truth or Dare shows, those Question shows, and astuff like that?
Carmelita: Yeah.
Baily: This is everything combined.
Sly: Ah sh-
Kit: ~Hits him with flyswatter~
Sly: STOP HITTING ME!
Kit: No cussing. Or else, I hit you.
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Kit: That's the bell! Bye-bye!
Baily: Don't forget to review!
Sly: Can we go home?
Kit: ~Sings~ No, you can't. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Carmelita: I'm leav-
~Gaint metal cage on Sly, Carmelita, Clowerk, and Neyla~
Baily: Sorry. Gotta stay!