A/N: Read some Disney/Clone head canons yesterday and the idea of Punky Monkey in one of those Disney parks (World or Land, take your pick, it doesn't matter which one I've referred to here) just wouldn't leave me alone, so... this happened.
Disclaimer: I do not own Orphan Black or any of its characters. I also own nothing Disney related. Or, well, maybe, I think I have some Mickey Mouse ears kicking around in my bedroom somewhere. :P
"Cos, I've already told you that I don't want to go on another bloody ride!" Sarah protested as Cosima yanked her back into line for Space Mountain for the fifth consecutive time.
"Oh, come on Sarah! Live a little!" Cosima replied, waving her hands animatedly, gesturing to the queue around them.
"I have been! For the past two hours while we've been doing nothing but rollercoasters!" Sarah pointed out, stubbornly folding her arms while she refused to take another step further, causing the people behind them to grumble.
"You're having fun, admit it!" Cosima laughed, pushing Sarah so that they moved ahead in line.
"No!" Sarah exclaimed, reaching her snapping point. She could handle crowds, but not constantly, with obnoxious music playing and heat beating down, causing her to boil even without her frustration. "I'm not! Not anymore, Cos! There's too much going on and there's too many bloody people and I can't-!"
"Whoa, okay, okay!" Cosima held her hands up in surrender before grabbing Sarah's arm and pulling her out of line, people shooting them dirty looks as they passed. "You're not having fun, I get it."
"It's not that, exactly," Sarah sighed, running a hand through her hair as she sought out some shade. Once they had sat down on a bench, she continued, "I was having fun. This whole Disney thing sounded like a good idea and... it was, at first."
"But?" Cosima urged her on gently, knowing that there was more on her girlfriend's mind.
"But I thought this would be more of an alone time. For just the two of us, you know, to be a normal couple, away from the others," she sighed looking down at her hands dejectedly.
"It has been!" Cosima insisted, taking one of Sarah's hands in hers, causing Sarah to look up into her eyes.
But Sarah's mouth just tilted at her words, her head shaking slightly. "But you've been more interested in everything else instead of me."
"I don't see Disneyland every day Sarah," she pointed out, gesturing to the atmosphere with her free hand, her bracelets and rings glinting in the sunlight.
"Yeah," Sarah nodded slowly, her lip twitching upward in a smirk as she brought Cosima's attention back onto her at her tone, "But there are parts of me that you don't see everyday."
"Well now," Cosima laughed, turning to face her girlfriend as she took Sarah's other hand, "That's debatable, isn't it?"
"I'm just sayin' that these amusement parks got nothin' on-" she began, her eyebrow arching as Cosima put a finger to her lips to stop her.
"Are you going to tell me that I've missed out on the best ride in the whole park and I just have to try it out?" Cosima said, her head tilting to the side as her eyes sparkled mischievously.
Sarah nodded, squeezing her girlfriend's hands, "And I heard that it doesn't cost a thing."
"Well, technically Sarah, the rides don't actually cost anything at the gate because we paid at the main entrance of the park for a whole day pass, so-" Cosima began, when Sarah sighed.
"Oh cut the science for once and just fuck me, yeah?" she said as she stood and began wending her way through the crowds, tossing her words casually over her shoulder, uncaring of the 'family-friendly' environment.
"You are so on," Cosima grinned, standing quickly to give chase to Sarah, whose smirk promised the thrill of a lifetime.