Title: Funny and sarcastic
Summary
Ianto is always sarcastic, funny and cynical but Jack says something to him which makes him unhappy.
It was three pm, Jack was in his office doing his best to do his paper work but was finding it hard to concntrate. Ianto was on his mind, he was trying to work out why he was so sarcastic but he can be funny at the same time. Yesterday he met this really funny guy at a coffee place yesterday, he told Ianto that he was the funniest guy he ever met and since then Ianto had been acting funny towards Jack.
He was awoken from his thoughts by hearing a knock on the door, he looked up seeing Gwen at the door, "can I help you?" He asked.
She walked forward until she was standing infront of his desk with her hands of her hips before saying "have I heard this right, you told Ianto that you met the funiest guy ever. What were you thinking, do you not know Ianto?"
Then it hit him, "is that why he is acting funny?"
Owen walked into his office wondering what they were talking about, "what's going on?" Owen asked Gwen.
"Jack told Ianto that he met the funniest person ever." Gwen explained to Owen without looking at him.
"Wait what, you told Ianto that you met the funniest person ever, Ianto is the master of sarcasm and cynical jokes, you do not tell him something like that." Owen said in shock.
Jack was about to reply but Ianto walked in carrying Jack's coffee. "What are you guys talking about?" He asked putting Jack's coffee on the table.
"My friend just had a baby and they hired a male nanny. What is up with that?" Owen said, coming up with something.
Ianto looked at them for a moment before saying " a male nanny, they hired a manie?"
Gwen and Owen laughed, Jack joined in. Then Tosh entered the room carrying a balloon, "I got it from a friends birthday party, it contains hellium." Tosh explained.
"Pass it here." Ianto said taking the ballon from Tosh, he inhaled a part of the gas and said in a high pitched voice "first I was afraid, I was pectrafied."
Everyone laughed. Jack got up and alked behind Ianto and tried to wrap his arms around his wste, but Ianto stepped away from him. Jack sighed and said "what have I done wrong?"
Ianto turned around and explained "Jack you insulted me, you destryoed my thing, I have thing just like everybody else, my thing is cynical and sarcastic jokes. You ruined that." With that he stormed out of Jack's office and down to the archives. Jack sprinted after him.
Jack found his aisle seven, putting awy some folders. "Hey" Jack said unsure what to say.
Ianto looked at Jack "hey" he replied.
"I'm sorry, I am so sorry that I insulted you, will you forgive me?" Jack said pleadenly.
Ianto nodded and smiled, "I forgive."
Jack smiled and stepped towards Ianto and wrapped his arms around Ianto and gently kissed him, "you can make it up to me by buying a new pair of jeans." Ianto said.
Jack nodded pleased that they made up, also he couldn't wait for make up sex.