All right this is a south park fanfic!! I own nuttin cause if I did this would be a yaoi and it would be in the anime section so don't come at with some danm law suites!! And GOD!! How I hate being a newbie on fan fiction I have no idea how to read the comments on my stories *sigh* aw well please review! And help me in my grammar and crap THANKS!! Oh and this is a yaoi so no complants you no like!! don't watch!!
Pips pov
" Children, children settle down!" Mr. Garrison said as spit balls and paper plane's wear flying about the fourth grade class room, I wasn't teased any more since I stood for my self and my attitude changed from polite to sassy and polite but sadly cartman is still harassing me. "HEY! LOOK IT'S A FRENCH QUEERE!!!" and of course it was cartman "hay frenchy! You heard me!?" I hate being called French! I'm British! "HAY DID YOU HERE ME!? START CLEANING THE SNAILS OUT YOUR EA- OH MY GAWD!!! HELLLLPPPPP!! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!! SOME ONE GET THIS FAGING FRENCH OFF OF ME!!" "DANM IT CARTMAN IM BRITISH!!!" and I was aiming to kill him I was so close of killing that little… Wait , let me rephrase that, that fat cheaky basterd. It took ten of my class mates and Mr. Garrison to pull me off of cartman's neck "all right children if there are no more distractions" he turned to me and then to cartman who looked scared as hell from my attack and maybe not my last. "Any way's Damien has has something to say, well damien? Go on now" the antichrist sighed and walked cool like to the front of the class room with red and black envelopes in his hands. "my birthday is this Friday and since we have a seven day weekend I decided to have a sleep over. Girls and boy invited it will be at my mansion, that's right mansion, im the son of Satan people don't act surprised. We'll be going to place's like lazer tag, paint pall, six flags, Disney land and ect. There's a yes or no check box on your invite's if you check yes hand it to me tomorrow and at seven's clock sharp a limo will pick you up, though's who check yes of course, a white limo for girls and classic black for boys. So be there or not" damien handed every one an invite except for me and there was a lot of invites, I was so sad I felt like crying but before that happened a invite was plopped on my desk and damien stood there smiling down on me " you didn't think forget you did you? I mean you were like my first friend in this hell hole why wouldn't I invite you I mean come on!" I was so happy to hear that I grabbed the invite and checked yes and gave right back to him " egger aren't we?" damien said while giving me one of his genuine smiles and I felt a blush creep across my face as he left and I saw a smile as wide as that cat from the movie from Alice and wonder land, but enough about that I got to think of what to were at Damien's party! Hhhmmmmmmm…. Maybe I should go to gap.. Or old navy..hot topic?… aw well ill go to the mall later on…. Maybe ill ask bebe for help later
Damien's pov
Yes ,yes, yes!! I thought to my self as I walked away from pip's desk happy that my plan operation get pip to love me was go!!
Pip's pov
" all right I pod, check, clothes, check, extra clothes, check, cell phone, check!… oh and right on time!!" I was making a check list till I saw a crisp black limo parked outside my house and Damien's head popped out of the rolled down window yelling " hurry up pippers!!" "im coming!!" I yelled as I grabbed my things and bolted to the limo. All the boys in my class was in the limo so it was kind of a tight squeeze but thank GOD I was mooshed between butters and damien cause if I was near cartman I would have been arrested for murder " soooooooo….. Who's' up for a game of truth or dare ?" Stan said breaking the acward silence "ME!!" every one shouted this was going to be a long ride.
Well what do think hope you enjoyed it cause I did!! Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It will get even better I pomes!