Rip Each Other Apart

"What did you just say to me?" the blonde looked to her left, eye twitching at the comment.

"You heard me, or did your fatty arms block the way of your sound receptors?" the silver haired girl retorted.

"Oh yeah! Wanna go at it?" Lucy asked, pulling her sleeves up.

"Thought you'd never ask" Lisanna smiled as she placed her hands on her hips.

"You mean they're going to fight again?" Gray asked as he looked at the two women from the side of his seat.

"Looks like it. Do you think we should intervene?" Natsu asked with Happy on his head.

Mirajane came up to them and sat across the men. "I wouldn't worry about it."

"It reminds me of when we were younger" Erza chimed in next to Mira. "Remember the names we used to call each other?" she laughed lightly.

Mira laughed as well, "If it wasn't for those fights, we wouldn't have become best friends. It's just like you two" she smiled.

"WE ARE NOT BEST FRIENDS!" both men said in unison.

"Yet, you say the same thing" Happy exclaimed.

"Besides, I'm worried" Natsu said quietly. "Lucy's been here for a while now, but Lisanna is still my old friend. I can't think of my two girls fighting" he spoke as he crossed his arms.

Gray scoffed, "What, you think these two are fighting over you? Man you are really full of yourself. They probably don't know how to express that they admire each other, so they resort to using childish tactics" the raven-haired man said.

"Gray's….surprisingly right" Erza said with a bit of hesitation. "Honestly Natsu, Lucy and Lisanna know that you care for them both. If anything really serious were to happen, we'd be in the middle of a chair fight."

The group all looked to the pair and sweat dropped at the conversation which had somehow turned to music.

"Well I'm telling you that Fairy Storm is WAY better than Iron Dragons. Ms. Hyde, Love Bites, Misery Loves Company. Iron Dragons don't stand a chance to them Boobzilla."

"Oh yeah, there is no way that Fairy Storm can ever compare to the amazingness that is the Iron Dragons. Have you even heard of Valentine's Day, Angel with a Shotgun, or Last Goodbye, Silverella?!" Lucy retorted.

"I told you to stop calling me that" Lisanna gritted under her teeth.

"Oh yeah, wat'cha going to do about it….Silverella" she whispered to her woman opposite her.

As soon as Lisanna gave the first punch, the guild started in an all out brawl. Mira and Erza sighed as they knew that massive repairs were going to be paid for out of pocket by either one or both of them.

"I'll take the chairs" Erza said with a small whine.

"I've got the beer mugs" Mira sighed…

Gray and Natsu had somehow disappeared for a moment. They were nowhere to be seen in the middle of the fight.

"I don't know about you man, but I'm getting freaked out here" Natsu said as he made his way to the back of the guild hall.

"Yeah, same here. I mean, I know why we fight. But do you really think that they won't back down from liking you?" he asked standing next to his pink haired friend.

Yep, Gray knew Natsu was right.

"I don't know. But I've been getting these weird vibes from both of them" Natsu spoke calmly. "It's not like us, these two are willing to kill each other. I don't know, but it's really scaring me."

"No doubt. Juvia and Levy said the same thing. It's like ever since Lisanna came back, both have been territorial bitches, and you for some reason, are their steak" the raven-haired man spoke, shirt somehow disappearing.

Natsu looked at both the women in the crowd of many guild mates. Making his way to the entrance doors, he called, "Happy come with me!"

"Where are we going Sir?" the blue exceed asked as he flew above the inferno of people.

"Home" Natsu replied, "and I don't think we'll be back for a while"

"Aye Sir" Happy said as he made his way out the doors.

Lisanna looked at Natsu's form, with his little friend not behind him. Lucy had managed to catch a glimpse of him leaving as well.
'Natsu' both women said internally.

The Next Day

Lucy had woken up to a slightly cracked window and smiled. No doubt her pink haired friend had snuck in through the door and would be raiding her fridge right now because he couldn't cook to save his or Happy's life.

As she slipped out of her bed, she walked her way out of her room and down the stairs of her apartment. Listening for the sounds of kitchen noises, she was shocked when an unexpected person came in.

"So I see that you still haven't managed to lock that window of yours Lucy. I find that troubling" Erza smiled as she sat on one of the dining room chairs eating, what she presumed was her cheesecake parfait.

"Erza" Lucy said a bit scared, "what are you doing here"

"It's simple. I want you to join me on a mission request. Just us girls" she spoke nonchalantly as she took a bite of the dessert.

"R-Really?" Lucy asked with sparkles in her eyes. "Why do you need me to go with you? Can't Natsu, Gray, and Happy join us?"

"Believe me, there's nothing more that I'd like than to bring these three along, but it was asked by our Master. This mission will help you pay rent for four months. Our train leaves in two hours" Erza replied with somewhat of a smile.

"Oh-okay then. Give me ten minutes. I should be ready by then"

Twenty Minutes Later

"Erza, I was done ten minutes ago, ready to go?" the blonde asked her friend as she was getting ready to lock up. Closing the latch on the door, she was met by an unexpected gaze. Blue eyes met brown, and silver met blonde.

"WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?!" both Lisanna and Lucy asked each other.

"Enough! I will not have either of you bickering during this mission. I was asked to bring two other girls along with me so I am. Lucy, Lisanna, you're going. Like it or not!" Erza spoke with a reserved look.

Author's Note: So this is Chapter 1 of my newest story Stuck With You. I wanted to showcase what not a lot of stories here do and go a bit stretched out on character development. Story finally pits the NaLi vs NaLu fandoms and sees which one prevails.