A/N: Hello everyone!!! I´m a new writer here, and soon ya WILL now me! Heh.. Well anyway, I hope ya enjoy the story.. (Cos its my first one…) It'll be about Harry and Draco… Yea…It's slash and humor! You´re stuck with me arent ya?? Well here´s the story, and please review!! And lots of thanks to my new Beta-reader: Miss Moonlight!

Summary: let's just say that the sixth year was going to be a little.. weird.. including whacko sorting hats, screwed up common rooms, traumatic Ron, pervy Hermione, talking Crookshanks and yummy H/D slash for the good record!

Chapter 1

Harry's sixth year was about to start at Hogwarts. He looked back.. There he could see the house of the Dursleys. "It's good that I can go back to Hogwarts again, so I won't have to see the Dursley's in a whole year!" He thought to himself. He was sitting in Vernon's car, and looking out of the window. Dudley was looking at him, grinning like a madman.

"What are you staring at?!"Harry asked, beginning to feel a little frustrated.

"How dare you speak to little Duddy-dums with that tone!" Aunt Petunia practically shreiked.

He couldn't wait to see all his friends, Ron, Hermione, and Cho… Cho and him were together now and they had been a couple now for about.. erm… he couldn't remember!

But one thing Harry wasn´t so sure about, Malfoy hade been acting weird to him last year….

Hermione was in the Hogwarts express when she saw Harry step inside.

"Hi Harry! Good to see you again!" She hugged Harry. "I spotted some seats over there."

"Yeah, okay, but were is Ron?"

"I don´t know. I that he would be with you…"

"So did I, But the…"

"TRAIN!!! It´s leaving! And were is Ron?! Oh my God! What if he missed the train!?"

"Look, there he is!"

"Where?!"

"There,oh no, he won´t make it!" Ron was running to catch the train on the platform, but it was clear that he wouldn't make it…

The Train had left, and Ron and Ginny were still on the platform!

They sat, quiet, in the train and didn´t know what to do. Ron was going to be late. He probably would come after a couple of days.

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"Oh, were there now.."

"What?"

"I said, were-there-now!"

"aah, okay …"

"Coming?"

"yeah.. but.."

"Ron WILL come, it doesn´t matter if he's a little late.."

"yeah.."

They could hear Hagrid yelling "First years this way! First years this way!" when they went to the carriages. They started to move, and soon they were in the Great Hall. Harry could see Malfoy staring at him, but he just shrugged. It probably wasn't important...

After a while McGonagall placed the old sorting hat on the small chair and it started to sing.

"Oh, a new year again. A year full of light. A year with Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw. So listen to me, the hat, which is going to put you in one of those houses … put me on your head you cheap bastards!!!!!! And be afraid, be VERY afraid, because I´m the hat!!! The scary hat!!! Why aren't you crying by now?!!!! I´m the scary hat!!! Be AFRAID OF ME!!! Or I´ll stab your eyes until you bleed!!!

Everybody were by now not just a little confused of the hats song, but it just kept going:

"So you whackos! Put me on your head and well see which house is yours!!!! I´m the Lord!!! I´m the Master!!! And you… are BASTARDS!! Respect me you fucking boneheads!! I wont lie this time! For a 1000 years I have been waiting to say this! I DONT WANT TO BE THE HAT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!

The hat had stopped, and everyone was quiet. Dumbledore looked shocked and after a while he said:

"Don´t worry, everyone. We are having some troubles with the hat this year, but it is totally safe, so Minerva shall we start?"

Proffessor McGonagall started with the first name on the list, but the little girl was so scared that she was almost crying.

"Don´t be afraid. Just come over here and put the hat on your head."

The girl nervously walked up and put the hat on her head.

"Goody-Goody Gryffindork!!!"

"Slimy Slytherin!"

"Hmm.. Homemade Hufflepuff!!"

"Rambling Ravenclaw!"

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After a while of more… weird… outbursts of the hat, they ate and now they were currently walking up to the Gryffindor tower, when McGonagall stopped them.

"What is it, professor?"

"Well we have a little problem now. "

"What problem??"

"Well, this year we have so many first years, that we must put all the sixth years in the same place."

"WHAT?!?!"

"You heard what I said! All, Gryffindor and Slytherin in the same room, and Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw in the same room. Your rooms are in the dungeons.And …"

"What!?!"

"Well you see… because we want you to know each others… you are all going to live separately with one Slytherin."

"NO! Please, you can't do this.. this is..!"

"You heard me, now follow!!"

A/N: hehehehehe…. Now, i think ya can guess who Harry's going to live with…Hehehehehe… But.. where is Ron?? It'll all (almost) be explained in the next chapter! Please REVIEW!!!