The Most Terrifying of Women
A/N: So, I read an old myth on the Internet…
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"Hey Harry! Ron! I just found something that you guys might find interesting!" Hermione called, waving the boys over.
"What is it, Hermione?" Harry asked, leaning over to look at the book in her hands.
"You're never going to believe what I just found."
It was the full moon. Fenrir Greyback had managed to track down the Boy-Who-Lived and his little friends. He knew that he was required to bring the boy himself to the Dark Lord so the man could kill the brat with his own hands, or rather wand.
But that didn't extend to his accomplices.
He could almost taste them. He had them in his sights, but they hadn't noticed…
"FENRIR GREYBACK!"
No. It couldn't be. Surely she wouldn't be here. She couldn't be here. How had they…
"FENRIR, YOU PUT YOUR PANTS ON THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN!"
Fenrir looked to his left where the voice was coming from just in time to be smacked in the face by a flying pair of pants, which hung off his snout until his snout was a human face again. He was now completely human, completely naked, and completely mortified. None of those facts stopped that terrifying woman from approaching.
"You've been a very bad boy, tormenting these nice children. You're coming home right now, young man!" The little old woman grabbed Fenrir by the ear and began dragging him off as he scrambled to put on the pants that she'd thrown at him. She turned to the Golden Trio with a smile. "Thank you for letting me know what this miscreant's been up to, kids."
"MOM!"
"It really was our pleasure, Mrs. Greyback."
"Please dear, call me Eliza."
A/N: I read online that if a woman a werewolf loves calls his name, he'll change back into a human. The same will happen if one were to throw his clothes on him. I only saw these in a Tumblr post, but it was simply too hilarious to pass up. If anyone would care to draw this scenario, I'd be forever grateful. Also, don't bother asking how they found Fenrir's mom. I don't know, it was probably magic.