Disclaimer: I do not own Baka and Test and I do not own Hayate no Gotoku.

Note: Read my story "Akihisa and Saburo" first so the Ocs won't confuse you if you want.

Akihisa's P.O.V

After that night I finally woke up. I walked downstairs and saw Saburo. I ignored him and just continued walking and I rummaged through Saburo's mail after rummaging a bit I found an invitation. I opened it and read the content.

"Don't forget about the party in Violet mansion Saburo, you better not be late! Go here on 7:00pm. You may only have 2 guests. Ok? See you there.

From, Nagi"

That is what the message said. 'Who the heck is Nagi?' I thought in my mind rather confused. "Oi, cousin don't look through my mail you baka…" Saburo said to me sighing. "Oh, good timing, Saburo who's Nagi?" I asked curiously.

"Just an old friend that's all there is to it. If you want to come then just say it I know you want to come…" Saburo said to me sighing. "Fine, yes" I said looking at him. "Good all we need now is to go to the train." Saburo said as we began walking to the train.

10 minutes later-

It was all set, we had supplies ready, we had Fumiko here and Saburo has the 3 tickets. We rode the train. After a few minutes I began to doze off.

Hayate's P.O.V

"Milady, time for breakfast" I said enthusiastically as I went in Nagi's room. "Wake me up when I don't want to sleep anymore…" Nagi said to me yawning. "Ok then" I said as I went out.

Everything else that happened this morning was just like my normal morning day until I saw flashes coming from Hinagiku's room. I went in wanting to know what was going on. I saw a mysterious boy in a ninja outfit.

"Who are you?" I asked quite stunned from the flashes. "I am Tsuchiya Kouta photographer extraordinaire" He said to me in an instant. "What are you doing here then?!" I said to him angrily. "Taking pictures of this beautiful maiden, what else?" Kouta said to me forming some nosebleed. "Get away from Hinagiku!" I shouted at him as I punched him on the stomach.

"I must retreat for now…" Kouta said as he disappeared. 'Finally he went away…' I thought in my mind in relief. "Huh… Hayate what are you doing here? On my bed… with your shirt ripped… Don't tell me you had that thing with me!" Hinagiku said to me in surprise as she woke up. "This is not what you think." I said backing away. "Too late!" Hinagiku shouted at me as she hit me with her kendo stick.

I went out with pain on my head. This was a rather interesting morning, I guess… "Hayate!" Nagi said calling me.

I went there as fast as I could. "What is it milady?" I asked her as I went in. "What's for breakfast?" Nagi asked me curiously. "Omelette I made myself" I said to her smiling. "Ok, let's eat!" Nagi said to me happily. We went to the kitchen and I gave her the omelette.

"Arigato, Hayate" Nagi said to me with blushes forming on her face. "You're welcome milady" I said to her smiling. After a few seconds of silence the doorbell rang.

"Who could that be?" I said confused. I opened the door and saw a black haired person.

"Oho, a new butler I see" the man said. "Hello Yameru" Maria said as she went out of nowhere waving at him. "Who is he Maria?" I asked Maria curiously. "He is Yameru Saburo from the noble family of Yameru." Maria said to me explaining. "Ahhh…" I said understanding.

"How coincidental one of my butlers died recently." Saburo said to me chuckling. I gulped and just went away, slowly.

As I walked away Nagi went to the door.

Saburo's P.O.V

I went to the mansion while Akihisa was asleep in the car.

"It's been 2 years hasn't it?" I said to Nagi coughing. "Yeah, I know didn't I say to go on 7:00 pm?" Nagi said to me quite angrily. "I sometimes like being early… too early" I said to her leaning on the door. "As sadistic as always?" Nagi said to me embarrassed. "Yes, as always." I said nodding. "You never change don't ya?" Nagi said to me sighing.

"Yeah, anyways this is my new girlfriend Fumiko" I said to Nagi introducing Fumiko. "Nice too meet you" Fumiko said to Nagi as she bowed.

I continued talking for a few minutes until Akihisa went out of the car.

"This is my lowly cousin…" I said to Nagi pointing at Akihisa. "Hey…" Akihisa said to me giving a glare. "You're always like this." Nagi said to me as she signalled us to come in. "Wait till Cousin Meets your butler they are slightly similar also they are in a harem." I said to Nagi chuckling. "What do you mean harem?" She asked me curiously while looking quite angry at the same time.

"Don't play dumb with me, Nagi I know and you know there is much more people aside from you that loves your butler" I said to Nagi with a cold tone. "No, Hayate loves me you know" Nagi said to me while crossing her arms and turning away. "I doubt it…" I said chuckling. "You… TAKE THIS!" Nagi said to me as she punched me on the stomach. "Hehe… that kind of hurt…" I said to Nagi sarcastically.

Nagi angrily went away leaving me alone; it has been 2 years since I met her I wonder why she now lives in Violet Mansion though. Anyway forget about that I got a major reunion to form. As usual I saw Hinagiku pointing her kendo stick at me saying who am I. Ayumu eating and agreeing, Isumi lost in the park, Izumi well I don't know where she was, Maria in the mansion obviously and Nagi mad at me.

"First I'm going to the park then" I mumbled to myself as I left. I was walking and walking and saw Isumi looking for the exit as usual.

"Ohh… Hello Yameru-san" Isumi said to me smiling. "Shall I lead you to the mansion? Again…" I asked her sighing. "Ok, thanks" She said to me smiling.

We walked going to the Violet Mansion and I was in charge of the food, drinks and entertainment by Nagi. Anyway it's obvious Ruka will be the entertainment.

Akihisa's P.O.V

I invited Kouta and Hideyoshi while Hideyoshi and Kouta invited Yuuji, Himeji and Minami. Anyways the invitation said 2 guests per person so Kouta and Hideyoshi are my guests while Kouta's guest was Yuuji. Hideyoshi's guests were Himeji and Minami.

I walked around the mansion, it was so big. After some time of walking I saw Saburo cooking in the kitchen. "Hey Saburo, I invited Kouta and Hideyoshi while they invited Yuuji, Himeji and Minami, that's all right, right?" I said to Saburo poking him. "Are you crazy cousin?! Its 2 guests per invited person you baka!" Saburo said to me while shouting enraged.

"Don't worry cousin they won't cause any trouble" I said to Saburo confidently. "They better…" Saburo said to me with a cold look.

I left the kitchen and continued walking while I was walking I saw they're butler. "Hello, I didn't really get your name, what is your name?" I asked him curiously. "My name is Ayasaki Hayate. And who may you be?" Hayate asked me smiling. "I am Yoshii Akihisa nice to meet you.

"Saburo says we are similar but I wonder in where…" I said to him thinking. "Do you get forcefully cross-dressed?" I asked him curiously. "Yes, finally someone is also experiencing my pain…" Hayate said to me feeling relieved. "Do you get to eat terrible cooking?" I asked him again. "Well, yeah I guess." He said to me sweat dropping.

Anyways after a few hours of talking it was now 4 pm. Saburo told me to not to do anything stupid but it doesn't that I'm a baka that I am stupid… well maybe yes.

Hayate's P.O.V

As I went to Hinagiku I tried to speak to her.

"Hey Hinagiku are you going to the party or are just going to stay here?" I asked her. "Of course I'm going." She said to me as she was combing her hair.

Anyways It was now 7pm the party.

As I went in the food looked gourmet as usual and all the drinks were… sake? And Ruka's going to sing for us. "Hayate have you seen Saburo…" Nagi asked me angrily. "Uhh… milady may I ask why are you mad?" I asked her nervously. "Its because I can't drink any drink since it's all sake!" Nagi said to me forming a fist. "When I find him I am going to beat him to a pulp…" she said to me in an evil looking voice.

Saburo appeared with the wine glasses.

"Saburo! Why is it sake?!" Nagi shouted at Saburo madly. "You said any kind of drink, and what is a party without sake, eh?" Saburo said to Nagi chuckling and smirking. "I will get you next time you…" Nagi said to Saburo as she stormed off angrily.

"Why did you make all the drinks sake?" I asked holding my anger. "You know for our little game later." Saburo said to me smirking. "Game?" I asked curiously as he left

After 1 hour

"Ok people we are going to play my favourite party game 7 minutes in heaven." Saburo said to us crossing his arms like a madman. "What? We're too young for that" We all said to him angrily. "Haha, too bad for you all since this is a party we need a good way to end it, if you know what I mean." He said to us.

"Fine I accept." Nagi said to Saburo sighing. "But milady you're too young for sake!" I said protectively. "It is fine Hayate I know you'll be there for me." Nagi said to me smiling. "Fine, I'll accept too." I said in defeat.

After all agreed we started.

"I'll go first" Akihisa said excitedly. "No…" Saburo said to him immediately.

"Ok, who goes first?" I asked all of them. "I will…" Saburo said as he hit Akihisa and spun the bottle. The bottle pointed at Fumiko. "Oho, I got a good one, eh?" Saburo said smirking. They went in a room and started.

It was now my turn. Nagi, Maria, Hinagiku, Ruka, Ayumu, Isumi and Izumi were all looking at me. I gulped and hesitated but I spun the bottle. I began to try to make a run for it but Kouta stopped me and tied me on the chair.

As the bottle stopped it pointed at Hinagiku but apparently the other girls kept changing the position of the bottle.

"So… who do I go with?" I asked curiously. "All of them I guess…" Akihisa said holding his laughter. "Oh no…" I said as I was being pulled into a room. "Good job my comrade" Kouta said to me while saluting as I got pulled into the room.

The next morning I woke up with 7 girls on me they were half naked and so was I. I tried getting out but I was stuck. As I started struggling, Hinagiku went on me and my face was on her you know what. I really couldn't escape.

They were all on me. All I can do is struggle but whenever I do some of them moan. I was getting tempted to do dirty things on all of them but my mind was saying I shouldn't do it.

I disagreed and did 'it'. It felt so good… was 7 minutes up? For me I just started. It was 5 minutes later when they all woke up simultaneously. Some blushed red hot and also some screamed forgetting we were doing 7 minutes in heaven. It looked more like 7 hours in heaven right now though.

"What are you doing?!" Hinagiku said to me madly while blushing. "7 hours in heaven?" I said to her innocently. "it is supposed to be just 7 minutes…" Ruka said to me as she was putting her clothes back on. Everything was silent until I finally spoken.

"Did you all like it?" I asked with an embarrassed tone. "Yes… I guess…" they all said to me as they all left the room. 'I have to admit I enjoyed it' I thought to myself smiling.

I went out and saw a love-struck Akihisa walking around.

"Umm… Akihisa why are you like that?" I asked him curiously. "I just had a harem last night" Akihisa said to me with slight drool forming. "What a coincidence I had one too" I said to Akihisa chuckling a bit. "How many? Mine was two." He said to me sounding interested. "Mine was seven" I said to Akihisa with my normal tone.

"Wow…" Akihisa said to me dumbfounded. "Anyway I have to go to Mistress, see you later" I said to Akihisa as I went away. "Milady, may I come in?" I asked her knocking. "Go ahead" Nagi said to me sounding half asleep.

"Ahh… breakfast is ready" I said to her trying to fully wake her up. "Wake me up when I'm hungry…" Nagi said to me as she began to sleep again. "Okay, Milady" I said to her as I left.

As I was walking on the halls I saw Ruka. "Hi Ruka may I…" I said to Ruka as she interrupted me. "I have to go to a concert, If you want to come I can give you a V.I.P pass." She said to me winking. "Umm… sure?" I said to Ruka failing to decline the offer. "Great let's go" She said to me as she pulled me away.

Akihisa's P.O.V

After Hayate spun the bottle, it was my turn. I spun the bottle and waited. It pointed in between Himeji and Minami and that means I have to do 'it' with both of them, I think. I was pulled to a room and it began.

I woke up the next morning with both of them on me. It was easy getting out though so I went out. I saw Hayate and we spoke about my harem and his harem after that he left. I saw Saburo and decided to talk to him.

"Hello Saburo! How was the night with Fumiko?" I greeted and asked Saburo. "Shut up cousin, my love life is none of your business!" He said to me angrily. "Hehe… Gomenosai" I said to him. "Mehehe… how was your night cousin?" Saburo asked me smirking.

"Well…" I said to Saburo then ran away. 'That was close if I did not run then he'll know what happened…' I thought in my mind. As I continued walking I saw a maid cleaning.

"I didn't really get your name. What's your name? I'm Akihisa" I said to the maid smiling. "My name is Maria; I see you're a relative Yameru, right?" Maria said to me giving a smile. "Yes we are but me and Saburo aren't really that close though" I said to her sighing. "Why is that?" She asked curiously.

"I don't want to talk about it…" I said to her sadly. "Ok then, I will go back to cleaning then" Maria said to me as she got a broom.

This visit to Violet Mansion was good so far but something may happen soon though…

Question 1: What is a Harem?

Akihisa: 3 people doing 'it'

Narrator: That is correct in some way I guess…

Hayate: a boy/girl having multi *toot* with the opposite gender

Narrator: Correct and good job on your censoring…

Next chapter: The concert and rocking time