Nothing like watching the Overwatch League playoffs (Yes that's a real thing and it plays on Disney XD) to get one in the mood to write their Trolls, Overwatch Parody. Now pull up your Overwatch playlist on Spotify and put on your nerd cloths and lets do this.
The Year is 2076, thirty years ago the world went to war with the robots. The Robots considered us lesser beings and rebelled against their makers. For years the world had no answers as the robots enslaved and murdered more and more of us. It was the darkest days the world had seen since World War 2.
With our backs against the wall the Nations of the World called for a small group of heroes. Those heroes were known as the Watchdogs. My name is Commander Branch, I am the leader of Watchdogs, my job was to lead my army into the front lines of battle and stop the robots before they wiped us out. Our army was the greatest champions mankind had ever seen. We were fearless, brave, and not afraid to give our lives to protect our people, I lost several good men to them robots, and many of those that did survive were not the same afterwords. Many lost a a body part, or suffered from P.T.S.D afterword. But despite the trauma we suffered we did not back down and soon the robots surrendered. But with their surrender came unintended consequences.
Many robots did not agree with the extremist leading the war, but after the war ended all robots were met with discrimination and hatred. Several robots have been beat up in the streets by humans out of retaliations against the war. Sanctions and laws have been put out against the robots, and there rights have been taken away.
Now the Watchdogs are working to try to rebuild the relationship between the humans and robots. One of my new recruits, Suki has been sent to a rally for Robot rights leader Halo in London. She has only been with Watchdogs for a month, but with her being from London I was hoping the Brits will listen to one of their own. If I had known what was waiting when she got there, I would have never sent a inexperienced soldier out there.
"What's up Social Media world this is Suki." Suki, a reddish troll with Orange hair said as she was filming herself at the robot's right rally. "Today is a great day because after a month I am finally going on a assignment. Sure it's not a real mission but hey, baby steps right. And it just so happens to be happening in my home town of London, isn't that exciting. I only wish I had time to visit my girlfriend Lena, she would be excited to hear about this. But I got to stay focused." Suki turned her phone camera to the crowd. "Anyway there is a great crowd out here today, hundreds of robots and robot rights supporters all turning out to this event. It's been three years since the war with the robots ended, you would think that people would let the pass go by now and work together to repair the damage but no people always hold a grudge and make innocent lives pay for the sins of others. It's the sad reality to the world but hopefully this rally will be the first step in rebuilding human, robot relations. This is Suki signing off till later." Suki turned off the camera on her phone and sat down with the crowd and waited patiently for the robot of the hour to show up.
She should have been watching the front gates, because outside there was a intruder, a bergen with blue skin armed with a sniper rifle. She wore a helmet on top of her head and a cold emotionless stare of her face. This bergen worked for a terrorist organization known as the raptors, they're mission was to keep the war with robot's going. When word spread to them about the robot rights rally they sent their top assassin "Recluse" to infiltrate it and assassinate Halo in a attempt to rile the robots up and damage their relationship with the humans even more.
The crowd cheered as Halo stepped out and greeted the crowd. Signalling for calmness, the crowd calmed down as Halo started to speak.
"Humans, robots, and all the other species joining us, we are all no different then one another, we are all want the same thing, peace. I know the past few decades have been rough, some the worst in our long history, but as I stand before you, I see a bright and positive future. One where humans and robots can once again live together in peace."
Suki listened in excitement as Halo spoke, but soon she noticed a shadow off in the distance. She turned her head and saw the glimpse of somebody standing on the rooftop of a nearby building, her eyes widening in horror when she noticed the shadowy form of a sniper rifle. Realizing what was going on she quickly pushed her way out of the crowd and ran toward the sniper's location, because she had a distinct feeling she knew exactly who that sniper's target was.
Recluse tied one end of a whip around her ankle and another to a gargoyle and jumped, using the whip to break her fall as she worked to get a better shot at Halo. She only had one shot, if she missed it would cause a panic and her target could escape and her mission would fail. The Raptors did not tolerate failure, not one bit. She pulled out her sniper rifle, looking through the lens she lined up her shot. Pointing the red light of the sniper rifle at Halo's head she reached for the trigger. That is when Suki came in, leaping through the air, her pulse pistol's flaring, she shot the whip in half and sent Recluse falling. She had a built in grapple in her wrist gauntlet however, enabling her to grapple to safety. Recluse smashed through a window but before she could pull out her rifle, Suki smashed in as well and pointed her pulse pistol's at Recluse's direction.
"Sorry love, your not invited to this party. I do suggest you leave."
"I don't wait for invitations." Recluse pulled out a smaller hand gun and fired it at Suki, but to her surprise Suki disappeared and reappeared on the other side of the room within less then a second.
"Surprised? It's called a chronel accelerator." Suki gloated pointing at a shining circular device attached to her chest. "It allows me to jump three seconds ahead or past time within the blink of the eye. Pretty neat huh? I call the jumps in times blinks by the way."
"Yeah, I think I'll take it." Recluse fired another shot, but once again Suki disappeared and reappeared at another part of the room.
"Nuh uh, uh, you'll have to kill me first."
"Sorry, you're not the target today!"
Recluse shot her grapple through the ceiling, and started grappling upwards, Suki used her chronel accelerator to run up the stairs at record time.
"Shooter on the roof!" Suki called through her earpiece at the guards. "I repeat Shooter on the roof, get Halo out of their now!"
"This is a private channel who is this?" Halo's bodyguard demanded
"This is Watchdog and Halo is in danger leave now!" The bodyguard gasped when he heard the name of the Watchdog association, hearing the sound of gunfire in the distance he knew that Halo really was in serious danger.
Suki reached the rooftop at the same time Recluse did which resulted in Recluse opening fire on her again. Suki used her accelerator to run circles around Recluse hoping to throw off her aim and confuse her. Recluse was undeterred through. Studying the time before each jump forward she shot out her grapple and wrapped it around Suki's leg, throwing her to the side. Recluse took out her sniper rifle again and lined up for another shot.
"Sir there's been a breach, we got to get you out of here." Halo's guard said as he started to lead Halo out of the area.
Noticing her target trying to get away Recluse called off her attack on Suki and grappled toward the direction Halo was being taken, refusing to let him get away. Suki ran after her using her accelerator to blink through building after building determined not to lose Recluse. Suki fired shot after shot at Recluse but none of them slowed her down. If a shot was coming her way she would grapple hold to a pole on the rooftop and run on the side of the building to avoid the fire. As she dangled onto the side of the building she would turn around and fire her own shot at Suki's direction.
Suki kept coming after her, and as Recluse stared at her target, she calculated she had less then a minute top to fire her shot, or lose her target. Recluse grappled to another rooftop, desperate to get a better shot, Suki again stayed hot on her trail firing after her.
Desperate to get Suki off her trail she dropped a small gas bomb that exploded right as Suki passed it. The gas was non toxic but it did blind her view and caused her to trip and fall.
"Thank God they sent a rookie." Recluse laughed as she placed a foot on Suki's shoulder and pointed her rifle at her head. "Otherwise you might have actually stopped me."
Before Recluse could send a bullet through Suki's head a light flashed through Suki's body sending her backwards in time a few seconds allowing her to appear behind Recluse.
"What was that love?" Suki smirked as she leaped through the air and fired another shot.
"Okay I'm getting sick and tired of you!"
"Well then let's say we put this to bed shall we?" Suki pulled out a pulse bomb and threw it at Recluse. Reacting fast Recluse shot the bomb before it reached her, causing it to explode and knock the both of them off the roof.
The explosion caught the eye of Halo and his guards, and they all froze to see Suki and Recluse falling towards the ground. Recluse, still having unfinished business, pointed her rifle at the center of Suki's chronel accelerator. Firing Suki quickly recalled and shot back three seconds to avoid getting pierced by the bullet.
However the stray bullet aimed for Suki kept sailing and struck Recluse's original target Halo in the head. Halo fell dead at the open door of his limo in front of all his spectators.
When Suki landed safely, she looked down at the panicking crowd and screamed when she saw Halo lying dead.
"No? No, no no no no!" She failed, her very first assignment, what was supposed to be just a public support event, quickly turned into a assassination. And Suki had failed to stop it.
"As I said, thank God they sent the rookie." Suki heard Recluse laugh, who had grappled to the building behind her "Otherwise you might have actually stopped me."
Suki's eyes filled with tears of anger and she blinked forward to Recluse's location and tackled her to the ground.
"Why! Why would you do that? What did he ever do to you?"
"He was a robot!" A plane suddenly appeared behind Suki and Recluse and shined it's lights on them. Suki eyes caught the symbol on the planes wings the symbol of a giant bird of prey, and she realized just who Recluse worked for.
"Your part of the Raptors?"
Recluse just chuckled at her realization. "Au Revoir Madam!" Recluse struck Suki's chronel accelerator with enough force to damage it as she threw Suki off of her. Suki fell onto a balcony a couple of floors down, slamming into the metal balcony hard. As she laid injured she watched as Recluse boarded the plane and flew off, making sure to send a taunting smile Suki's way as she left.
Her failure setting in, Suki remained on the cold dark metal balcony and wept hard over the events that just happened.
It was then that I realized, this war wasn't over yet. In fact I believe a new one just begun.
Quick fact, Au Revoir means until we meet again. It's French.
And yes you probably caught that Suki said she has a girlfriend. Yes Suki is a lesbian in this story but She is supposed to be a parody of Tracer and in Overwatch Tracer is a lesbian and I really wanted to keep that aspect of her character in tact. Please respect that decision because I'm not going to change it.
In words of Recluse "Au Revior"