WHAT THE HELL IS LOVE?
Miaka and Tama home were calling each other. They were barely 5 years old.
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
"Miaka!"
"Tama home!"
AFTER 3 HOURS-
"Tama (yawn) home."
"Mia (groan) ka!"
Both of them looked wearily up and said in a bored tone,
"I louve you."
Miaka leapt up.
"WHAT! YOU'RE SHAYIN IT NOW?" She screamed.
"I WASH GOING THO ASHK YOU THE SHAME THING!" He yelled.
"NO! I'll shay it firsht thish time! I lowve you!"
Tama home grinned happily.
"I louve you, Piggy!"
"I lowve you too, Ugly!"
Both of them were laughing.
"Um, dweawy?"
"Yesh, shweethart?"
"WILL AENYONE TELL ME WHAT LOUVE MEANSH?"
"I'll kwiss and shew you!" said Miaka leaning forward.
"EW! NO WANT PIGGY GERMS!" he bawled. Miaka sniffed and burst into tears.
"OH BOO HOO!" she frowned and wailed, "OH BAAHAA! WAH HAH!"
"I louve you!" said Tama home anxiously. Miaka smiled and stopped crying. "But owat doesh louve mean?"
"WAH! WAH! OH BAHHAH!" Miaka ran away crying. Once she tripped and fell face forward into a pile of cow dung.
Tama home scowled and went home.
"Tama home! Do you want ten cookies?" called his mother. Tama home nodded happily. Stuffing his mouth with cookies, he said,
"This is the twue mweaning of louve!"