The Kitten Poker Drabbles

by trinfaneb

Mostly 100 word Buffy and Angel crossover drabbles with The Shield, Deadwood, Hellboy, Rounders, The Drew Carey Show, The Sopranos, and Star Trek. Detailing my peculiar obsession with kitten poker.

1. The Shield

Fitting the Profile

Summary: 100 word Angel-The Shield Crossover Drabble--Spike gets a new partner for kitten poker.

"So what do you do?" asked Detective 'Dutch' Wagenbach as he consulted his cards and raised one tabby.

"I'm an, ahem, security consultant for a law firm," said Spike. "How about you?"

"I'm a cop. Don't worry, I'm not going to bust you. I'm just researching manifestations of the deviant mind as enacted upon cats."

"Seems like you're enjoying it," Spike said as he called and laid down aces over eights.

"You might be right," Dutch said as he sadly looked at his and then Spike's cards. "The dead man's hand."

"Too right," Spike said as he raked in the kitty.