"I now present, for the first time, Mr. and Mrs. Jack Donaghy"
Give me more loving than I ever had
"John, I knew from the moment I saw the two of you together I would be witness to this day"
Make me feel better when i'm feeling sad
"Jackie Boy, You make GE proud!"
Tell me i'm special even though I know i'm not
"Son, you did good. Get her pregnant right away, you won't live forever you know"
Make me feel good when I hurt so bad
"Mr. Donaghy, I still just don't understand"
Barely gettin' mad, I'm so glad I found you
"Good thing she wasn't a lesbian, eh Jack?"
I love bein' around you
"You guys are too adorable, just wait until you hear my gift!"
There's only one thing to do
"Jackie-D, I never thought i'd see the day - Kenneth ain't in his page jacket"
Three words for you, I love you
"Oh you look just fantastic Jack! The two of you are quite a pair! Now when are we taking that Disney cruise?"
There's only one way to say
"On behalf of zee late honorable Prince Gerhardt, we congratulate you"
Those three words and that's what I'll do,
"Come dance with me baby, our song is playing"
I love you.