Kaze: Welcome, one and all, ladies & gentlemen, regular people and circus rejects...
Yuki: SHUT UP & GET ON WITH IT!
Kaze: Ok...you have no dramactic prescenceness...OK! So welcome to the fan fiction! It's my first, so I hope like it!
Yume: Yeah, let's all enjoy it!
Kaze: Oh yeah! Say hey to my disclaimer/unofficial windshield washer, Mattie! Azumi & I met her while on the golf course.
Azumi: She tried to wash the golf cart.
Mattie: Hi everybody! The great Kaze doesn't own Yu-Yu Hakusho, & certainly not the characters mentioned below.
Startie!
Hikari banged on the door. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! "Kaze! It's Hikari! C'mon out!" She turned to Yuki. "Maybe I should knock a..."
Yuki focused some energy into a kick & broke down the door. "TOO LATE!" she said loudly. "Kaze, you have to oh my god!" Kaze's room was spacious, with little furniture there. A stick of Sakura-flavored incense was burning in the corner, & his boat, the Akira, stood on its keel. Kaze himself was standing in the middle, his jeans & t-shirt replaced with a strange battle outfit. A large bamboo staff was clasped in his hand, & he was drawing in a small sand pit. He wasn't saying a word, either. He was in a trance-type thing. There was also a large marking painted on his face in red.
Hikari ran over and poked him. He screamed and collapsed on the floor, unconscious. "What the crap..." Yuki said. He suddenly awoke, breathing heavily. "HOW DARE YOU COME IN MY ROOM!?" he yelled, then sat up, breathing heavily.
Yuki snuck over to a phone. "Midoshi, this is Yuki. I was hoping you could come to the ministry premises. I went to Kaze's room today & he was drawing in some sand with a staff. Ok? I'll see ya tonight!"
She got off the phone, seeing everyone gathered outside. "What's up, guys?"
"We're playing War of the Ministry!" Yusuke said.
"OOH! YIPEE!" Hikari shouted. "I'm a team captain!"
"ME TOO!" Yuki shouted. In the end, the teams were Yuki, Kurama, Kaze, Azumi, Yukina, & Yusuke versus Hikari, Hiei, Yume, Kayko, Botan, & Kuwabara. KoEnma was the referee. "Ok...1! 2! 3! GO!"
Kaze & Azumi instantly retreated to the trees. "Ok Azumi," Kaze said. "You lift Hiei into the air after sneaking up on him by melting into the shadows. Then, I'll hit him with a flurry of blows, retreat, & we'll strike him with the combined power of shadow & wind! Ok, go!"
End of chapter!
Kaze: oh yeah! dramactic finish!
Yume: Yeah, so R&R everybody!
Yuki: OR I'LL FEED YOU TO MY RAVENOUS PIKMINS!
Kaze: Our ravenous pikmins!