The 99th Platoon

(A/N This whole story was written up at gamefaqs.com by a group of people working together. We all had our say in the story. Since I started it off I've decided to write it up. Right now I'm sifting through the posts trying to string it together. This is only the introductory chapter so it is a tad tedious. Things will get better though, I promise you that)

Chapter 1: Meet the boys

A lone figure sat in an untidy office late one night. The only light came from a small, dim, desk lamp on the table and from occasional flashes of lightening through the window. The rain had been falling heavily all night. He sat upright, corrected his posture, and continued reading through the file he was holding. The file read:

Platoon #: 99

Team:

Sargeant Rico Rodriquez

Age: 37

Biography: ……

"I don't need to read about myself," muttered Sargeant Rico. He turned the page.

Private Oreos

Age: 19

Biography: Ranked first in his class. His extremely high scores resulted in the creation of a new training grade: A.A.A. (Triple A) A highly trained but inexperienced soldier. Fast reaction times in combination with the above skills makes him suitable for the mission. Weapon of choice- K7 Avenger.

Private Chael

Age: 24

Biography: An intelligent soldier with a vengeful history. He took to explosives to express his rage and anger. Skilled in long-range weapons both mortar and scoped. His expertise in demolition and explosives makes him suitable for the mission. Weapon of choice- Quote-Anything that goes boom-Unquote, Sniper rifle

Private Percival

Age: 22

Biography: Not a full-fledged soldier. He was recruited because he is the best psychoanalyst the force has seen. After some training he is now suitable for the mission. Weapon of choice- Hunting knife

Private Michael W.

Age: 17

Biography: He voluntarily signed up when he heard the mission details. Primarily a close range combat soldier, with some skill with assault rifles and sniper rifles. Weapon of choice: Chainsaw

Private Stealth

Age: 25

Biography: A private sent from special ops. Has taken part in similar situations before. Works as a ninja. His stealth and spy capabilities made him suitable for the mission. Weapon of choice: Katana

Private Cartman

Age: 18

Biography: A bizarre character with a foggy past. Has a nasty knack for coming late to anything. Often referred to as "The Back-Up Man". He is one of the reserves that will leave with you. The others reserves shall meet up with you at the target location. Weapon of choice: Twin uzis

Private Gores

Age: 22

Biography: Also known as Pyst, a name he earned at boot camp. A good loyal soldier who has the unfortunate tendency to snap into an extremely dangerous, trigger-happy state of mind. Useful to have on your side in a fight. Expert in heavy rifles and rocket propelled weapons. Weapon of choice: Rocket launcher

Private Squeaky

Age: 13

Biography: Despite his age he is an eager, daring and co-operative soldier. Never questions orders. He will follow out an order to the letter. Has advanced pyrotechnic skills. Weapon of choice: Flamethrower

Private Flatfeet

Age: 19

Biography: He was pulled into the war by a fake jury duty notice. Even though co-incidence brought him to the squad his skills will be valuable. Part of the reserves along with Cartman. Weapon of choice: Assault rifle

Private Viper

Age: 25

Biography: This teams assassin. He was a mercenary in the last war and signed up towards the end. His experience is larger than that of some of the other team members. He volunteered for the mission, not stating any motives. Quiet and deadly he is the perfect killer. Weapon of choice: Scythe

Private Warclat

Age: 26

Biography: A tediz who switched sides in the first war. Increased computer hacking skills gave him the nickname of WWW. In the first war he let his beliefs guide him. He assassinated his leader and swore allegiance to the squirrel leaders. He can operate various war-mechs, easily hacking into their security systems and assuming full control. Weapon of choice: Chainsaw

Private Ender

Age: 20

Biography: This soldier has brought outdated methods of combat into the next century. He trained for many years in the woods in Mexico, perfecting his aim with his bow and arrow. He has reached such a level that the bow and arrow has now been added to our armouries. His new style of fighting will catch the enemy off guard. Weapon of choice: Bow and Arrows

Private CuMiT

Age: 16

Biography: Metal slug operator. Though only 16, scrawny and short he can man a tank like no other private in his year. His main artillery consists of heavy weapons, not including explosive weapons. He shall be dropped off at the target by a bomber and shall meet you with his vehicle on site. Weapon of choice: Heavy machine gun

Private Gamer

Age: 17

Biography: Sent to the army because he couldn't be sent to prison. He has a wild and dangerous style of driving that, besides almost sending him to prison, was channelled properly in the military. He turned out to be the finest and most dangerous vehicle operator in these last five years. Weapon of choice: Twin Magnums

Sarge flipped the file closed, stood up and scratched himself. He was a squirrel who was getting on with his life and happy with what he had done with it. He had been in the military since he was 18 years old. A grey squirrel with a broad, barrel chapped chest who spoke in a deep, husky voice that demanded authority. Medals strewn across his chest meant one could easily see he had a place in the military. He sighed.

"You'd think nineteen years in the army would mean something to those pen pushing big wigs…a mission as crucial as this and I get rookies," he turned off the desk light and walked to his bedroom. He was still muttering about the system when he fell asleep.